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simonnyne.bsky.social

Local Idiot. Wrestling & Weebery, but some other stuff in between. Average post odds: 60.0% chance of bad humour. 32.3% chance of rambling. 15 % chance of gaming. 3.7% chance of horny. 87% of bad maths. He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞

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Had the policy renewal document from my insurance provider for my contents insurance. They tried to stiff me, like 120% more than last year. Ahahahaha lolfuckoff, called immediately to say "No, not renewing", and the best they'd try to give me was like... a tenner off. Yeah, nah.

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Corporate needs to you find the differences between this picture and this picture.

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Oh but to be a big fluffy void of a cat, sleeping peacefully on a rope bridge above people... #Cats #CatSky 🐈

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Remember when Easter Eggs used to come with mugs? Well, here's a blast from the past.

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"We should play Lockdown. You can be the house, I'll stay inside you all day."

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Sunday Dinner has been acquired and consumed. I will shortly be in a food coma. I will not be answering questions at this time. #Food #SundayDinner 🍲

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Five minutes into AEW Dynamite & Chill, and he (and his boys) give you this look...

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Roses are red, Hometown cheap pop, I'll love you harder Than a Gunther chop. #ValentinesDay #WrestlingValentines #WrestleSky

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Canadian Destroyer, Kick out at two. #ValentinesDay #WrestlingValentines #WrestleSky

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If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.

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If you see this, post an anime you love.

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Saw this image of Dave Meltzer photobombing a photo of Lou Thesz, and all I could think of was this: #wrestlesky

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And today's most egregious example of #PinkTax goes to... ASDA!

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Sex was great until I got home and I was surrounded o_O

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A selection of scenic photographs that I have taken in my time. While I am no photographer, I am satisfied with these ones. 📸 📷 #photography #photos #photosky #scenic #scenicphotography

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Failed Wrestling Catchphrases #534534: "Just call me Billie Jo Spears, cuz I'm gonna throw you down like a blanket on the ground!"

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All this and still no movie adaptation of the greatest Man of all:

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I hate the black ice weather. Even in my best grip walking boots, I went arse over tit in the middle of the road, and barely managed to get up on my own. And the worst part? I took that bump, but I didn't get a good snap.

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A year ago: 1 pill a day, my happy pill to stop my brain melting. As of Monday: 6 pills a day, one happy pill, four for my heart/blood pressure, and a potassium supplement. This is what my 40s is doing to me. :|

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🎶 Look down, look down, don't look them in the eye... 🎶

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It's the 4th of January. I'm so tired already.

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I know for some, doing New Year Resolutions are a bit passé, but this year, after some personal reflections, there are a few goals I want to achieve over this year: 1) Lose weight - I've done it before, and my health is affecting my blood pressure, so trimming down is probably a good idea.

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estoy poopin

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As it's now #Hogmanay in Scotland, all rise for the Scottish National Anthem: youtu.be/kL4oocUKabU

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Have a Christmas, everyone.

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Something's wrong with this tin of sewing supplies. Some bastard has put biscuits in it!

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On 24th Dec I will do a charity stream for @stcolumbashospice.bsky.social on behalf of my friend. 24th would have been his 44th Birthday. Will play #PSYCHONAUTS, his favourite, never played it before! Rewards: otomatone tunes, games, DAD JOKES & more. See you then! www.twitch.tv/theweirdone

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Had the policy renewal document from my insurance provider for my contents insurance. They tried to stiff me, like 120% more than last year. Ahahahaha lolfuckoff, called immediately to say "No, not renewing", and the best they'd try to give me was like... a tenner off. Yeah, nah.

Corporate needs to you find the differences between this picture and this picture.

Oh but to be a big fluffy void of a cat, sleeping peacefully on a rope bridge above people... #Cats #CatSky 🐈

Remember when Easter Eggs used to come with mugs? Well, here's a blast from the past.

"We should play Lockdown. You can be the house, I'll stay inside you all day."

Sunday Dinner has been acquired and consumed. I will shortly be in a food coma. I will not be answering questions at this time. #Food #SundayDinner 🍲

Five minutes into AEW Dynamite & Chill, and he (and his boys) give you this look...

Roses are red, Hometown cheap pop, I'll love you harder Than a Gunther chop. #ValentinesDay #WrestlingValentines #WrestleSky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Canadian Destroyer, Kick out at two. #ValentinesDay #WrestlingValentines #WrestleSky

If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.

If you see this, post an anime you love.

Saw this image of Dave Meltzer photobombing a photo of Lou Thesz, and all I could think of was this: #wrestlesky

And today's most egregious example of #PinkTax goes to... ASDA!

Sex was great until I got home and I was surrounded o_O

A selection of scenic photographs that I have taken in my time. While I am no photographer, I am satisfied with these ones. 📸 📷 #photography #photos #photosky #scenic #scenicphotography

Failed Wrestling Catchphrases #534534: "Just call me Billie Jo Spears, cuz I'm gonna throw you down like a blanket on the ground!"

All this and still no movie adaptation of the greatest Man of all:

I hate the black ice weather. Even in my best grip walking boots, I went arse over tit in the middle of the road, and barely managed to get up on my own. And the worst part? I took that bump, but I didn't get a good snap.

A year ago: 1 pill a day, my happy pill to stop my brain melting. As of Monday: 6 pills a day, one happy pill, four for my heart/blood pressure, and a potassium supplement. This is what my 40s is doing to me. :|

🎶 Look down, look down, don't look them in the eye... 🎶

It's the 4th of January. I'm so tired already.

I know for some, doing New Year Resolutions are a bit passé, but this year, after some personal reflections, there are a few goals I want to achieve over this year: 1) Lose weight - I've done it before, and my health is affecting my blood pressure, so trimming down is probably a good idea.

estoy poopin

As it's now #Hogmanay in Scotland, all rise for the Scottish National Anthem: youtu.be/kL4oocUKabU

Have a Christmas, everyone.

Something's wrong with this tin of sewing supplies. Some bastard has put biscuits in it!

On 24th Dec I will do a charity stream for @stcolumbashospice.bsky.social on behalf of my friend. 24th would have been his 44th Birthday. Will play #PSYCHONAUTS, his favourite, never played it before! Rewards: otomatone tunes, games, DAD JOKES & more. See you then! www.twitch.tv/theweirdone

Me watching the clock for lunchtime so I can officially log out and start my holiday:

Owls.

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