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Just a weirdo wox wizard trying to write out a dark science fantasy world while trying to survive this sad, crazy world called reality. Expect Furry Art/Porn, Eldritch horrors, random thoughts, and of course political shitposting.
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The first good use of AI slop.

VIP ticket holders will receive an extra half hour in the ball pit

“Your voice is meaningless right now. ... I can talk over all of you” said the emcee at the GOP event as the woman objecting to Medicaid cuts was dragged out.

I'M HOOTING

damn this goes hard

I'm going to watch his movie again and say its a Halloween movie now

Advanced interrogation techniques

It is truly amazing how no one seems to give a shit in media about how young women around the world are becoming ever more left wing.

This is the meme the president of the united states posted directed at federal workers.

Very important situation to keep an eye on

Imagine being so contrarian you see someone sharing love and go "ew what a gross gesture right fellas?" That black mold really has encroached upon her shitty transphobic heart

AI "art" slop is undeniably bad, but seeing porn accounts with generated humans is just downright unsettling beyond words. why are they so shiny

I’ve had joe on my mind ever since seeing this, so naturally, I had to doodle some fanart

Moonlit drink

Banned from the themepark

Welcome, welcome all! Join me in Cool Asthma Kid™ respiratory illness susceptibility HELL! This is my normal! Isn’t it GRAND?

pulled up right next to a cybertruck at a long stoplight and gave it a big thumbs down. driver notices and rolls down his window cybertruck driver: why do you think it’s ok to be so rude to someone just based on what car they’re driving me: because you bought a fake truck from a real nazi

Sweethearts

"No you can't take my cloak" Someone is slightly peeved. 🎨by the adorable @sorapng.bsky.social

If your "dating sim" does not have room for min/maxing birthday and blood type to maximize compatibility with the character you are pursuing, that is not a dating sim. That is a visual novel

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…

Centrists are having a hard time grappling with actual Nazism because for the first time they have to acknowledge they are halfway between Nazism and Freedom.

Sorry y'alk... I really need to just ... Breathe. Previous rants are deleted.. need to get my head in a better space

Obsessed with Lupin's french voice trying to imitate an English accent.

Blackgate VN fan sketches, did these after getting a bit thru Gruff and Arin's campaigns; it was neat and I tried to keep up, but life got in the way Folks thought I was still doing stuff for the VN cuz of the fanart and it's legit confusing, but did them for fun + felt bad cuz I had to drop lol

An adventure is meaningless without a home to defend and return to. In Woodlander, characters may start their quest with a hometown, headquarters, or hideout where they can rest up, regroup, and restock. Maintain it for their benefit! (Artwork by Lily Seika Jones) #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #dnd

Png-tuber avi looking slick!

"Using two swords in battle isn't practical. you're better off Mastering, just one." "(My character with 2 bastard swords and A muzzle like helmet.) OK, but how is the enemy gonna know that I function completely off anger, bloodlust and... You know, Imma let my nuts hang cause I don't give a shit"

We'll get there, baby. Just hang on lol

The fact is Lovecraft had horrendous opinions on race, and there's no 'standards of the time' Get Out Of Jail Free card for him, IMHO. But he was also a genuinely innovative writer of the Weird. Talented people can be monsters, we have to look this square in the face.

did I spend all night rendering this dick ? Yes, yes I did.

stop staring at my groin when i talk to you... 💢🐻

Sketch commission for @djbluewolf.bsky.social, featuring Darian as a witcher! 🐺

I wrote about con artists, the root of the term in "confidence man," and how we're now ruled by men who build trust and work overtime to inspire the confidence of millions, then viciously abuse it. Link: www.jphilll.com/p/the-age-of....

The M in Mpreg stands for MMORPG

Yes, people become rather less interested in academic and philosophical questions about AI tech when the AI techbros pushing it take over their country and start dismantling the economy and their jobs. The tech is swiftly becoming associated with some very dark things in the public eye.

I could ALWAYS be fluffier

THIS. "AI" (aka modern ML techniques) are incredible at many things that involve categorization or otherwise finding patterns that humans haven't been able to find. So much of science is EXACTLY that. Reclaim and push back on the anti-human uses.

AI is not skynet or the Terminator or things from the movies. It's folks getting or not getting a job because of AI discrimination. It's carbon emissions going up or down. It's the choices of people, people you know, maybe you. We need policy to ensure that those choices guide toward good outcomes.

The Butterfly Revolution that many techbros advocate for is a "telling on yourself" kind of moment. They're tired of owning digital stakes in imagined property. Their greatest desire is to enforce some kind of physical domain where they control the currency.

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Vaccines are one of the most incredible things we've invented in our history as a species, so of course we have to throw them in the garbage

This is a constant GOP strategic blind spot: forgetting that many people do in fact experience empathy.

Biggest lesson is you can't give an inch to any lawlessness that seeks to undermine liberal society.

Call your reps and DO NOT LET THIS BILL PASS!

If Democrats can flip these seats? Trump can be stopped. Please support them.