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Comedian. Trad wife. www.SimonTaylorFunnyBoy.com
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Got some spicy comments on this one. Woof.

Scout's honour...

My parents were right...

If you are looking for some good laughs at Adelaide Fringe to help lighten your load, i always recommend @simontaylor.bsky.social for a good time that leaves you feeling lighter and happier

That explains it

US Healthcare explained.

New standup special only on YT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRjO...

My Comedy Festival show this year is all about dealing with the pressures of parenthood and learning to not neglect yourself when caring for others... BUT WITH HEAPS OF JOKES!

Got a nice write-up in the Milwaukee local paper about my upcoming tour there 😊

Big tour 2023! Tix on www.SimonTaylorFunnyBoy.com

Dang! Only 4 days left to support the Kickstarter for our new book! You can get the eBook, phone background and stickers for only a few bucks.

Dang! Only 4 days left to support the Kickstarter for our new book! You can get the eBook, phone background and stickers for only a few bucks.

Only 7 days left to nab out silly book! If you know anyone who's expecting, here's your baby shower present!

Dang! We're rocking it. There are only a few of the fancy rewards left.

"Things No One Tells You About Babies" - my first project with my growing family!

WeWork? More like WeBroke.

Backpackers shouldn't be the only ones who have to do farm duty.

The AI apocalypse is upon us. We need to act now.

The Friday Quiz quickly turned into chaos with myself and the glorious Christian Hull.

My latest opinion piece in The Age.

Just saw the trailer for The Creator. So it's the Mandolorian but with a robot Grogu...

About to watch the new Mission Impossible in IMAX. I'm up the front so I'll just watch right side of screen this time.

I just learned the word 'diaphonous' and now I need to buy transparent clothing to be able to use it. I'm thinking a tasteful veil.

Guys, we can't just use this platform to dunk on Twitter. We should drunk on Meta too.

Date night tip: meet your spouse at the venue instead of going together. It makes it more exciting and they have the option to find someone better before you arrive.

Fireworks?? I like to celebrate July 4th the traditional way: by throwing all the country's tea into the ocean.

Oh no! I forgot to check my LinkedIn for a year and I missed out on zero opportunities.

My wife and I text each other even when we're just in the next room. It saves us having to yell at each other or physically act out the GIFS.

Gotta love when you send an email to an invalid address and the subsystem has to tell you eight times that you're an idiot over the next five week.

So this app is pronounced the same as 'brewsky' yeah?

There's a LeBron reference in here for the young folk.

Bring back calling people 'sell-outs'.