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simonwalker.bsky.social
Used to be a graphic designer. https://simonletters.com/ https://beastsofengland.co
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there's just no reason for them to be there. Dems should be hosting town halls across this country, taking to constituents, getting fired federal workers on stage with a microphone and an audience, hijacking the national discourse. cannot tell you how sick i am of these hollow instagram stunts.

trump: I’m going to protect women women: no thank you trump: I’m gonna do it women: please don’t trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team women: what trump: and brought back andrew tate women: why trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore

I’m presenting a lecture about my work and career as a shape-drawer at Loyola university here in New Orleans. Free entry, all are welcome. Nunemaker Auditorium, Wednesday February 19, 2025 from 4:55-6:10. See ya there!

My first Beasts of England font, Blackbike, has been completely redrawn and updated ✌️🖤 beastsofengland.co/products/bla...

There are already too many blackletter fonts in the world, is what I say to myself after trying to create my own blackletter font.

Kid: Did you see Doechii won Best Rap Album at the Grammy's last night? Me: That is bad ass! Anyway, have I ever shown you my mint condish 1969 copy of Fairport Convention's "Unhalfbricking"?

As a kid you grow up thinking the best thing about being an adult is gonna be stuff like eating whatever you want and going to bed whenever you like but it turns out the best thing is actually just being able to use as many paper towels as you damn well like without getting in trouble

Common short conversations we have in our house daily, part 4… Me: Coffee or tea? Wife: What are you having? Me: Coffee. But it's fine, I can make you tea. It's no bother. Wife: Oh I don't mind, I'll have coffee with you this time. Me: Okay, as long as you're sure. Wife: I'll have tea.

Trying to find a good balance between "life as we know it might be over" and "oh my god this Icelandic chocolate is AMAZE"

Wrote "sorry for missing your precious email" instead of "sorry for missing your previous email" in a message to a potential new client and I feel like I might not be hearing from them again

NYT reporting mass immigrant ICE raids have begun in Chicago. I'm an immigrant & Chicago based human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, actions to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate. No paywall. Please share widely. www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...

Common short conversations we have in our house daily, part 3… Me: What's for lunch today? Wife: Salad. Me: Shit.

Common short conversations we have in our house daily, part 2… Me: Look at the dog. Wife: Oh my god.

Common short conversations we have in our house daily, part 1… Wife: What are you working on today? Me: Font.

The news for the next four years: Trump did another evil Me for the next four years: I know right but look at my cool new font

We got a new wordmark by @simonwalker.bsky.social for our upcoming 10 year anniversary at Smith & Diction. And I am absoluteeeeeeeelllyyyy going to be printing this on every possible thing I can imagine. Thanks to Simon as always for making the dopest letters in America.

Some more for my new Beasts of England fonts, Friend and Friend Italic... beastsofengland.co/products/fre... beastsofengland.co/products/fri...

My new Beasts of England fonts, Friend and Friend Italic, are now available beastsofengland.co ✌️🖤

My favorite new songs of 2024 ✌️ 🖤 🎧 open.spotify.com/playlist/1oa...

It’s about that time again! Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate (or don’t) this season ✌️🖤🌲🎧 open.spotify.com/playlist/1ZF...

I can always tell if I’m gonna have a good day based on whether or not the zip pull gets stuck upside down at the bottom of my zipper.

Looking forward to Christmas but dreading the cleanup after our traditional yearly fruitcake fight.

"Hey all right, Spaceballs is coming on again." www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tSy...

When you turn 50, you start to reevaluate a lot of things. I just wish I could remember what they were.

Absolutely gobsmacked to find out I was included on Creative Boom’s Hotlist 2025. Thank you thank you to any and all who voted for me 🙏🖤 www.creativeboom.com/inspiration/...

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who finish their thoughts

Frith: an Old English word for peace, protection, safety, security, freedom, refuge.

Just saw a logo an old client chose instead of mine and my wife came in and was like "what's wrong with your face"