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I want this kind of weed pls

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Gotta appreciate the people cashing in on the self-declared victimhood the American right wing chooses for itself. It’s absolutely pathetic but widespread enough that they don’t have to acknowledge how silly they are.

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I’m sorry this is one of the best I’ve seen.

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A reminder to our international audience that they will present the Super Bowl trophy to the owner of the winning team. Capital > labor.

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My 7yo just won the family argument over whether that was Post Malone

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The hat shaped people ad was David Lynch’s parting gift

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Just realized when my kid says “Kendrick” he doesn’t mean Anna.

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Lol these poor kids. I yell at them to shut up while the football is on and their other dad yells at them to shut up during the ads. I mean they never shut up anyway so they are still winning

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I am an extreme insomniac and I have tried everything to sleep more and better, except, I have just learned, the commentary of Tom Brady, with which you could just about tranquilize a rhinoceros.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I have it in writing that I predicted Jey Uso winning. Fuck yeah. I mean that for me. Fuck yeah for me.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

That ladder match was absolutely brutal. KO is such a pro. One of the best at his craft.

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Very audible booing of the US national anthem at the Ottawa Senators arena tonight, ahead of their game with Minnesota

submitted 24 days ago • 523 comments

Those of us who work in healthcare are having really fun meetings at the moment. Really great.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Ok so today I learned Matt Rife and Tosh.0 are different people (had no idea Matt rife was a someone and always just assumed he was Tosh). It’s actually quite obvious they aren’t the same, bc one of them is funny.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

ThE pArTy oF fAmILy vALueS

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I mean to be fair it’s a pissingly abominable idea 365 days a year, but those are the days he’s a complete wanker so 🤷

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Netflix: - We think you’ll like these movies and tv shows. - NEW ON NETFLIX: same movies and shows - BLOCKBUSTERS: same movies - ACTION/THRILLER: like 11 of the movies and one of the tv shows - Winter Entertainment: same movies and tv shows - BECAUSE YOU WATCHED _____: same movies and tv shows

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck me. Right in the neck.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

My mother who has cursed maybe three times in her whole life always calls any inconvenience a “ball ache” and it’s so funny that this tiny, polite, formal, stoic woman drops this clanger on the reg.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

A hundred times this! And a decent plunger isn’t really more than a few bucks over the price of a crap one. Being stuck with a crap (yes I know) plunger is a lesson you only need to learn once.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Have just put my college's legal affairs office on speed-dial in case anyone approaches me asking for information about any of my students. Brooklyn College is not admitting any ICE without judicial warrants.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

I must have this. I’ve seen in on a shirt but not a doormat.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry but I can’t remember where I found this. It was on Instagram. I didn’t make it. But it went straight into my “gay memes” folder. Bc I can’t stop chuckling.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

“Nobody” is legit one of the best action movies. It’s John Wick level good. Robert McCall level good.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

If only the fourth amendment was taken anywhere remotely as seriously as the second. While we’ve built the 2A into an impenetrable fortress, we’ve whittled down the 4A into a poor facsimile of its actual intention pretty much bc, historically, we love imprisoning people racistly.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I love everything about Charlotte flair except the goddam figure 8. The figure 4 is a legendary move that will just about break your tibia in half. The figure 8 is the same move but much less stable. It’s ridiculous.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

5yo has discovered pro wrestling and his favorite wrestler is Rhea Ripley. Turns out I’m a fantastic parent.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Libraries are the bomb. Especially since I discovered the Libby app (audiobooks).

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Same. I’ve found my inner Pisces though and am avoiding for the moment.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

See this dying scumbag with blood pouring out his mouth? That’s Hendrik Verwoerd, one of the most trash humans ever to breathe oxygen. He was stabbed to death by a bloke named Dmitri Tsafendas. I mean Tsafendas ain’t “no one has ever heard of him” but he is not heralded enough.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

I hate how relatable this is.

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Absolutely nailed it.

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One of the most infuriating aspects of adhd is the way things disappear. I’m sitting at my desk using a pen. I put the pen down to type something. Now I need the pen again. And poof it has gone. I have not left the desk. Yet the pen has. screams in gay

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I mean come on.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment