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Listen, love, it’s your birthday money you can spend it on what you want.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I reckon if Zelenskyy had worn a Stone Island jumper to the White House then Trump would have given him what he wanted and Vance would have hidden behind the sofa.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Trump hasn’t got any minerals. Pass it on.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Zelenskyy deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Vance and Trump.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Armed only with my wife’s famous Welsh cakes and bara brith and some novelty deely boppers, I have commenced my annual St David’s Day missionary work (albeit a day early) across the border into darkest Chester. Wish me luck converting these savages.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Listen, we’ve got to use the disappointment of not getting to Wembley in the Trophy as motivation to not have to go to Wembley in the playoffs or, failing that, to get to Wembley in the playoffs.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Ffs, even the road signs are mocking me. #WxmAFC

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

What did Barry Fry have to piss on to get a Birmingham v Peterborough final?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Wrexham fan goes into a bar near Wembley. The barman says “the usual, sir?” #WxmAFC #AsWxm

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone let me know if we score again. I’m queuing outside the ticket office. #WxmAFC #Wembley

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

What is the difference between Aden Flint and Keith Flint? One has a ridiculous hairstyle and the other was in the Prodigy.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Max Cleworth would be worth 1 billion bitcoin if anyone could afford him.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The Scabs have got Lee Anderson on an advertising board. Absolute vermin #WxmAFC

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Get Ollie Palmer back in the team.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I could listen to Jane Ludlow talk about football all day.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If you are a relatively new fan please take some advice from a grizzled Wrexham supporting veteran. Try to find a way to enjoy life even if we lose. If we do go up this season then the odds are we will have a tough time in the Championship. Be ready for it.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I think Parky listened to all of us who said we didn’t want to go up this season and successfully weakened the attacking line up in the January window.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Cometh the hour, cometh the Longman #WxmAFC

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Dem bones, dem bones, dem Rathbones . Now hear the word of the Lord #WxmAFC #AskWxm

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Trademark Rathbona finish #WxmAFC #AskWxm

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I’m assuming that the gun lovers in the US, who are so keen to protect the constitution, are all keeping an eye on Trump to make sure he doesn’t infringe it. People trying to set themselves up as dictators are precisely what the amendment allowing you to have guns is for.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Stockport seem to be getting all up in our business again. #WxmAFC

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

That finish is known as a Rathboner #askwxm

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Get in Sam Smith. They are already my favourite ever Wrexham player. #WxmAFX #askwxm

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Max Dyche’s dad, Sean, was playing for Northampton the last time Wrexham played at Sixfields #askwxm #WxmAFC

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I managed to book a table on Valentine’s Day.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I’m delighted no one was injured in the car crash last night. Scary business. I hope when he gave his details to the police or paramedics he said “I go by the name of Elliot Lee”

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Managed to sneak into the posh seats.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I think the most controversial part of the Super Bowl halftime show was something that brings back memories of absolute dread from my younger days. Boot. Cut. Jeans.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I'm as happy as a polar bear with two dicks #LFGM #LGM #Mets

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Great victory over Port Vale to seal a mouthwatering tie with Port Vale in the next round. #askWxm #WxmAFC

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I knew it. Change them shorts.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I absolutely hate it when we wear anything other than white shirts with the red shirts. It makes me feel physically sick.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I’m absolutely delighted that they chose to put an image of Bobby Shinton on the new Kop Stand. Amazing stuff.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Announce Steve Torpey. #WxmAFC

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

It looks very impressive but I’m slightly alarmed that there appears to be a forest where my house currently is.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve lost track. Who was that new signing who came off the bench to score?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe the number of Wrexham players that refused to shave off their sideburns before today’s game.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I see Parky has played his wildcard this week. #askwxm #WxmAFC

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Blimey. Even Game of Thrones didn’t kill off main characters this quickly.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Announce Steve Torpey

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments