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Fernet lover, continually acculturating, 3L, uncommitted foodie—in that order. BHM, AL.
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men would expose their war plans before they expose a feeling

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One of my favorite things on this site is Mark Cuban passive aggressively spelling it as "DoGe"

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Civil procedure!!!

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It turns out it’s always veep and never house of cards

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New copypasta text dropped this morning

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I lost a dear friend from college two years ago today. Don’t forget to check on your loved ones. Make sure you make space for them to grieve—especially during this mess of a time we’re having in this country.

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Impede the cycle of wealth and power accumulation!!

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At least there’s one precedent I studied in my constitutional law class that won’t be overturned!

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Eliza Edens’ “it’s your birthday & you’re gorgeous” may be one of the loveliest albums. Stunning.

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Watch local! Support independent movie theaters!!

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On one hand, it is so weird to constantly see El Salvador in the news like this. (I grew up there.) But on the other hand, it’s so expected. In 2019, I remember watching Bukele’s first public address after he got elected… at the Heritage Foundation.

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Civil procedure (re: appeals etiquette) cannot be ignored!

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2.5 years of law school summed up:

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Devastated. Was just told by the barista that she thinks I’m more of a “matcha girlie.”

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It really is wild to be in law school during a breakdown of the American social contract

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No bodega cats, but everyone say to Liam, my favorite neighbor and resident of the local garden shop

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Why does this all feel like a prequel to Alex Garland’s Civil War

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Holy f*ck the new Annie DiRusso album is perfect

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Having a cup of coffee (full caff) and doing The Work of emailing my senators this morning

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The two men in my life (only slightly joking)

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How many gold cards would it take to pay off national debt? 7,311,124 and counting

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National Emergency is code for getting permission to do anything without much oversight

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Threat of losing ALL federal funding was that thing republicans fought against with the ACA/obamacare

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trump froze all foreign aid (except israel)

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It’s not shitposting, it’s anthropological ramblings

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Absolutely incredible what going no contact with meta platforms has done to my brain in less than 24 hours?

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Sidebar: nothing like reading Nietzche while Creep starts playing at the bar.

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The ABA supports the rule of law. Read full message: www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...

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I missed celebrating the 20th anniversary of National Treasure by three days. I’m devastated.

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Amanda Serrano >>>>>>

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