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ZELENSKY: Hi Glenn, I'd like to throw that over to Elon if I may?

“Can I ask a practical question at this point… are we going to sign the minerals deal”

"Say thank you. Say thank you! Why can't you just say thank you!"

If you could find a way to generate electricity from Ronald Reagan spinning in his grave you'd be able to power the Eastern Seaboard right now.

Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.

The suit exchange should go down in history showing how brilliantly sharp and funny Zelensky is and how he put Vance down (all in his second language). Vance: Why don’t you wear a suit? You never wear a suit. Zelensky: When the war is over I’ll wear one. Maybe one like yours or maybe a better one.

Perhaps the chorus of jingoistic morons here who go on about ‘freedom’ and ‘taking back control’ will finally now see the value of a strongly united, indivisible Europe. Without one, we have neither freedom nor control over anything. Our fate is in our hands. 🇪🇺

President Macron: We all know the situation. The aggressor is Russia. Ukraine are a nation under attack. I think we were all right to help Ukraine and sanction Russia three years ago, and to continue to do so.

Slava Ukraini. 💙💛Zelensky. Go fuck yourself Trumpy.

I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni

ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about? VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media

Petition to name one of the beavers Clint Eatswood

Why have they not got in touch with me yet to design the new Trump bill.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER?

There’s a bloke on Channel 5 who has had his Tescos loyalty card QR code tattooed on his forearm in case you were wondering how Britain is doing…

"If he cuts the aid to foreign countries, and they get angry, then we can use the saved money to defend ourselves." Colin from Portsmouth on cutting foreign aid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p9h...

It looks like a retired banker dad finally meeting the son he didn’t know he had after a one night stand in 1961 and the son is a lowly accountant.

The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit

Come on DEI cuts to aviation safety, don't fail us now.

Oh, man, not Gene Hackman. 2025 can just fuck right off. Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...

Hairdressers better watch out because bao places are coming for their title of “most fond of having a bad pun business name”

So if it's fighting aged men called 'the Tates' on private jet planes fleeing countries and seeking asylum in America everyone's cool with it. Well that's noted.

There are many countries where predators thrive - but USA is rarer now in how openly declaring themselves a safe and welcoming haven for them - another marvellous victory for all those journalists and comedians who have made a killing moaning about “the woke” www.theguardian.com/news/2025/fe...

We ❤️ 🎂 #birthdaygirl 🎉💖

Kite surfer having the best time in the blowy surf at Watergate this morning 🌊🪁☀️ #Cornwall 💫

"Under weaknesses, you've put 'Accidentally stopped the fight against Ebola'?"

Woke up to see Donald Trump sharing a video on Truth Social about turning Gaza into a holiday resort with a giant gold statue of Trump, ending with a final shot of Trump and Netanyahu enjoying the beach together. Absolutely unhinged. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

At the beach ✨🌊💫🐚 #Cornwall #Wednesday

Word of the Day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (18th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.

When no other reply is accurate.

Just found this old gif I made

"Putin's poodles are not in the chamber today" Stephen Flynn criticises Reform's Nigel Farage and Richard Tice for their absence during the discussion on support for Ukraine

Macron, with Trump scowling next to him, says "the aggressor is Russia"