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Once gave a woman some cheese. She became fascinated. #FBPE #GTTO What part of “No DMs” don’t you understand??
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Haven’t had my hair cut since the pandemic. It’s now so long that when I’m standing in the shower washing it, it gets stuck between my arse-cheeks.

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Just keep in mind that...

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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... Sure, he knows all the best words. Jeez he really is a fuckin moron isn’t he

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There’s raising taxes and there’s raising taxes. They never seem to be raised in the right way these days. I wonder which way the pendulum will swing come the autumn.

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Ukraine did something that the US and Europe failed to do for nearly half a century, it crippled Russia’s ability to launch nuclear weapons and long range strikes. At least one arm of Russia’s nuclear trident was destroyed. Ukraine did that, on its own, successfully. Have you said thank you yet?

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Parts of Spain and Portugal could hit 42c by Saturday

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

Sometimes I think that if only someone could climb up onto the stage and punch the fucker out. ”The fucker” being … oh I dunno, Trump, Netanyahu, Orban …et al .. all those fuckers who get to spout their lies and hatred unchallenged. Those fuckers. And I’m not proud of this.

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Stephen Kinsella, "In the UK there about 3,000,000 millionaires" "Even if 10,000 had left, that's 0.3% of millionaires" "What we're more concerned about is the 30% of doctors who are thinking of relocating outside the UK in the next year" "One way or another we need to balance our books"

submitted 30 days ago • 42 comments

I tell you what, skinny jeans can fuck right off

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Just realised I agree with the late, great Viv Stanshall - if I could have back all the money I’ve spent on booze, I’d spend it all on booze

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Salty Dog, anyone?

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Anyone fancy a game of sillybuggers?

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Nil poingts a Royaume Uni??? Qu’est-ce qui ce passe??? #Eurovision2025

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Why TF do they keep voting for France??? I can’t even remember the tune, only that she kept banging on about her mum #Eurovision2025

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Jeez Louise, feels like everyone has raised the bar this year! #Eurovision2025

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Bloody hell, Austria!! #Eurovision2025

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Lithuania should win. But won’t. #Eurovision2025

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My superpower would be the ability to remotely inflict a debilitating dose of dysentery on people. I’d start with Netanyahu and his cabinet.

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Daughter is convinced that all conflict could be avoided if all concerned parties listened to this youtu.be/MJvEapNzomw?...

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Yeah, so the term ’nasal tanning spray’ exists. Because of course it fucking does..

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Finns det någon jävla politiker som kan svara ja eller nej utan att babbla på ifrån samma korta manus??!

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Might be a generational thing but I miss normal eyebrows on people

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Here’s a video of Bernie Sanders 21 years ago explaining how the Republicans win even though no one likes their policies. How Republicans split and divide and win. #MomSky #Voices4Victory

submitted 53 days ago • 48 comments

There’s nothing as peaceful as an old cat. Nor anything as grumpy.

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”a deeply unserious Chelsea beat a Liverpool team that clearly couldn’t care less.” My weekend in a nutshell. And, as our geordie brothers might say, ”ah divvun gi’e a shite”.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

”Many voted for party as protest against government, while others have detached completely from politics” Why do people always do that? Protest against the bad hotel roomservice by shitting the hotel bed? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

On a lighter note - all of you Reform voters are a bunch of twats fooled by a used car salesman. But hey, it’s only the future we have to worry about eh?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

One particular good, if close, outcome from yesterday’s by-elections - that wanker Banks didn’t win. An even more odious character than his boss.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

My evening repast: crisps, peanuts, sauerkraut.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

We debate whether Trump’s administration can be termed fascist, we had similar discussions about the last Tory governments. But think how scary things would be/have been .. if either of these groups were actually competent

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Just been discussing with the girls who would win in a no-holds-barred fight between Putin and Trump. Conclusion - fat boy goes down squealing

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I have Viking’s disease apparently

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

There were 4 council by-elections yesterday. Reform UK won 0. That makes 240 council by-elections since the General Election, with just 14 seats won by Reform UK. So yeah, the country’s pretty much ignoring him - no matter how hard you lot in the media try to hype him up, journo cvnts. #ukpolitics

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