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These fucking kids screaming out "BLUE WAFFLE" in my classroom like I don't know what they mean. Son, this has been my internet longer than you've been alive. #teacherlife

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Huh. Wordle 1,342 2/6* 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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I sponsor a HS D&D club. The DM just told the group they were being chased by a "cunty mindflayer", and that one phrase restored my faith in humanity. The kids will be okay.

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Rmembering the time I complimented this old woman on her gorgeous emerald ring and said I'd love to own a piece like it some day. She laughed and said, "Good luck," which is pretty much how all old people react when younger people say they, too, want to have nice things. #eattherich #fuckboomers

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Currently surviving on a steady diet of Nyquil, Zofran, and chocolate chip cookies. #teacherlife #adulting

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Repeat after me: faculty meetings are all waste of time.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

These cookies make me feel weird.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

It's kinda crazy that all we need to do to completely implode this administration is to continue calling them President Musk and First Lady Trump. #sosayweall

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Chugging Dayquil at work because there are no more subs available. #teacherlife

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Every teacher I know rn.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Should've posted earlier today. Sometimes, I impress myself. Wordle 1,277 3/6* 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Gentlemen, it's right here. #yourewelcome

submitted 149 days ago • 2 comments

3 weeks until the end of Q2 and some little shit just asked if he could turn in Q1 stuff.

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Where my Wordlers at?!??! Wordle 1,260 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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My husband has cheese on his Christmas wishlist. That is all.

submitted 156 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever my husband and I hear the original of one of my #eveonline parodies, we play a game: first person to sing my lyrics, and not the real ones, loses. He loses every time. Every. Time.

submitted 158 days ago • 1 comment

Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving.

submitted 159 days ago • 988 comments

It's 100% true.

submitted 159 days ago • 2847 comments

Don't you love winning stuff?!?!?!

submitted 159 days ago • 2 comments

Almost halfway through fall break and I've done nothing.

submitted 161 days ago • 1 comment

Am I allowed to drunkenly rave on here, or am I supposed to leave that behavior behind?!?! #blueskyetiquette #askingforafriend

submitted 166 days ago • 2 comments

Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.

submitted 167 days ago • 1542 comments

My students are all failing an open note, open book test, and I want to scream because...

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Good morning all you nice, normal people.

submitted 167 days ago • 3 comments

I open my Bluesky feed and it is full of really cool people saying really smart things and being really passionate about really interesting stuff. I like this version of social media, and the world. Thanks, folks.

submitted 168 days ago • 919 comments

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

submitted 167 days ago • 286 comments

I feel seen.

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Bitch, saaaaaaaaaaaaame.