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Pissed Off American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŒŠπŸ¦‹ Lover of FAM πŸ’™πŸ™πŸΎβœŒοΈπŸΎ 🀨DON’T DM Me, Bro!!!! Joined November 9th, 2024
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My Dog got a turd on my bed today, so I flushed him down the toilet. πŸ˜³πŸ«΅πŸΎπŸ•πŸ’©πŸ›οΈπŸš½βœŒοΈπŸΎπŸ˜‚

Today, I pulled into my driveway and saw my wife’s car backing out with no one in the driver's seat. I stare in amazement as it slowly rolls down the driveway. Suddenly, I bump something and realize I hit my trash cans because I forgot to put my damn car in park. The End. 😳🚘😩

Gas Prices and Eggs just called. They told me to tell y'all they High. β›½πŸš—πŸ₯šπŸ½οΈπŸͺ΄πŸ’¨πŸ’ΈπŸ’°

Breaking News: πŸ˜‚ I wonder if Elon’s son’s Booger is still on Trump’s desk? 🧐

My wife’s purse is like a Survival Kit. Why did she have superglue in there? πŸ˜‚

When the shit hits the fan. Which is expediting. I’ll be damned if I take the high road. I’ll take much-needed solace in the fact that I didn't vote for that fucker, and warned MAGA daily of what was to come, but like idiots they had to learn the fucking hard way!! So, figure it out Bitches!!πŸ€•πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈβœŒοΈπŸΎ

I attempt to make you smile or laugh, so even if only for one second, we can take a mental break from all of the Bullshit? Laughter is therapy. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚

My dogs sniff each other's asses all day. Yet, I've never questioned if they are smarter than a Trump Supporter. πŸ€‘πŸ˜‚

What’s the difference between Musk and a Terrorist? Musk probably has your Social Security Number. 😳

Wanna hear a joke? America πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜‚

They going 3 for 10 πŸ’²πŸ’²πŸ’²πŸ’Έ

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If the Dems would have overturned the Election, Civil War 2 would have already been over by now. πŸ€‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

A few weeks in, how do you think Elon Musk is performing as President that nobody fucking voted for? πŸ‘©β€πŸš€πŸš€

Have you mastered the art of the binge watch? πŸΏπŸ‘€πŸ“Ί

Are any of y'all still on Twitter?

I didn't see where Trudeau told Trump to stop saying he wanted to take Canada Over. πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

Damn!!! Does this mean Canada’s not turning the power off anymore? πŸ˜³πŸˆπŸ†πŸ“ΊπŸ”Œ

I can be full as hell, but I'm eating every single damn French Fry given. There will be no survivors and no prisoners. 🍟

God Damnnnnn!!!! This has been the longest fucking Two Weeks in History!!!!

So Trump already caved on placing Tariffs on Mexico for a month. How long before he folds on Canada and China? Trump’s indecisive leadership style is on display for all to see. 🧐

Would you be upset with Canada if they turned the power off that they provide to the U.S. due to Trump's Tariffs?

Hey MAGA, Guess what. Many Migrants captured by ICE are getting released back into the country because detention facilities don’t have the space to house them and due to federal court orders forbidding indefinite detention. We told you Trump fucks everything up. πŸ˜‰βœŒοΈπŸΎ

We are letting the Dumbest MF on earth dismantle the government. πŸ€‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ