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singeddryad.bsky.social
writer, fiber artist, gamer, cat lady, occasional grift reporter. aka lauren aka caligula’s number one defender (she/her) https://linktr.ee/singeddryad
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We can't catch a break this year. I need to call a plumber tomorrow. It doesn't help that I'm still on the job hunt. If you'd like to help ease my worries, I'd appreciate if you'd share my little shop with your friends, or even snag something yourself. Thank you. 🔗 daggermothmetals.bigcartel.com

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

my white lotus prediction is that a monkey will shoot the gun. if someone i was beta reading for wrote this ep as the hook, i would tell them a monkey HAS to shoot a gun by the last chapter or they need to start over

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

i’m going to be so insufferable now that “house made from scratch literally meaning i created something from nothing” has entered my lexicon

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

redheads in green

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

i’m not religious and i’ve never paid much attention to football but i am experiencing joan of arc levels of faith that good triumphed over evil in the super dome last night

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

saving the vegan bdsm restaurant with a BYOB happy hour

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

www.404media.co/email/1e37ba...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i can feel people getting sick of me being the sexual content in media defender lollllll sorry but i can promise that i’ll absolutely never shut up

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

fyi this is like anything and everything. even when i was doing nsf funded research on frogs and bison ranching my proposals were full of words like bias, diversity, and underrepresented

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

*puts out cigarette* back in my day "fairy porn" is what we called True Blood Season 3

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

cannot overstate the benefits of getting together with several likeminded people and sharing our writing twice a week

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

looking forward to teaching renaissance tapestries in a tapestry dress

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

the most worrisome uptick for me is in people who really really think they are in the right arguing that if only we spoke about books the right way, if only we marked them with the exact right age ranges, we could avoid giving the other side "ammo" to ban books that we care about.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

if you want to talk about sex in art I think asking yourself "am I defining myself and the artwork i value in opposition to sex workers?" is a good place to start

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

i’m not the biggest yapper but streaming dragon age origins for a bit tonight & trying to be as out of pocket as the game will let me www.twitch.tv/singeddryad

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I buy vintage and second hand bc it’s more affordable and usually better quality and cooler than a lot of new things at the same price points but also like. There’s so much shit in the world. I buy new stuff too ofc so I’m not smug but damn. There’s already so much stuff you know?

submitted 33 days ago • 10 comments

this aran cardi is going to go sooooo hard

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

can’t even go private on here when people start pestering you. tf

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

There’s been a lot of heated discussion around KallmeKris’ YT video condemning “TikTok smut books” and fans of Dark Romance. I want to talk about how she’s using similar talking points as Book Banners she condemning explicit Romance with illustrated book covers. And I don’t think it’s an accident.

submitted 39 days ago • 35 comments

i used to ride my heelies all the way down this 4 story ramp. but you can’t do that anymore because of woke

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

partner just read a thank you card i wrote to his family member and said it sounds like a list of intrusive thoughts lmao

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

"careful" is not a thing that a computer can be

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

the only 2024 wrap up i got

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

adam says i act like someone interacting with a cat for the first time each of the approximately 10 times a day that caligula comes to sit with me

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

i don’t want to ever be famous but i hope you all circulate a horny copypasta when i die anyway

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

big news for my knitting budget (i might be getting really into hand spinning)

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

every time i finish a magic mike movie i have to play it again immediately. it’s a sickness

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments