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sinkcat.bsky.social
Exvangelical, AuDHD, childfree, queer, poly, witchy atheist whose hobby is collecting hobbies. Amateur game dev / pixel artist, shitposting enthusiast, tabletop gaming aficionado, VHS sommelier. Any / All MDNI 🔞 I will be survived by my four cats
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Watching Pushpa 2: the Rule right now, and it is so good

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don't be mean to me i will Beep at you

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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

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The Midwest is the broccoli cheddar bread bowl of the United States.

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Is Ganon the father of the Gangreen Gang? Does he know his kids are harassing heroic girls in Townsville just like their old man would want? Is he proud of them? Does he tell them he loves them?

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Me to my spouse in bed: I'm so glad we got a mattress cover. It's nice knowing that we're free to piss the bed whenever we want.

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only 1% of people are brave enough to say this

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Oh good, this is fine.

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Got to tell someone in a work call the other day that Happy Feet was made by the same guy who did all the Mad Maxes. My contributions to my team consist mainly of movie trivia. How do I have a job.

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Here's a smattering of the dumb shit I've made. Warning: the first one is extremely regionally specific.

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Me: (laying on a memory foam mattress) This hole was made for me.

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Man the state of the world got me feeling like I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

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I wish there was an infinite supply of "first time hearing Sleep Token" videos, because I'm running out and they are one of the few guaranteed sources of dopamine for me.

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"You guys ready to fuckin ROCK?" (putting my tambourine in drop-D tuning)

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You want to try a bite of my food? In this economy?

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One of my friends blamed the frequency at which I get sick on me being homeschooled. I had never thought about that, and it kind of blew my mind. There's a good chance my immune system is such shit because I wasn't surrounded daily by hundreds of gross children.

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about ready to soak a tampon in dayquil and boof it

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her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines me:

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At least the theremin I was for sure going to get good at looks pretty as a decoration.

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Hi Sharks, today I would like to pitch a new fridge that rerolls all the food inside every time you open it.

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I just learned that Paul King, who was responsible for the first two Paddington films also directed all 20 episodes of The Mighty Boosh. He only did the story for Paddington in Peru, but now I'm hoping for a cameo from Naboo, Peruvian genius.

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