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sintland industrial takes no responsibility in you kissing your dad write fanfiction, write original story, suffer 23 nb
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sintland industrial released a statement last week apologizing about the large dent in the floor in the showroom as their ceo, i take full responsibility, as i completely forgot to mention that this is just what happens when I pull my pants down

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it’s felt nice unfollowing all the wow related stuff I used to be interested in like, somehow, I feel nothing about this game anymore

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sintland industrial takes no responsibility for the growing mass of Mid White Rappers that is currently amassing in the sewers you really shouldn’t flush those

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getting real specific memes on my discovery page and it’s like bsky is a weird little cousin who is trying to be so cool but just doesn’t catch the vibe can’t help but be endeared

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I hope the first eeby gleebies we meet have fat titties ufo porno for me please

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I’m never calling an alien “alien” again They’re just eeby gleebies, yknow

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im gay in only one sense of the word

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ive gohn madden

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coco melon

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can u see this

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i just kinda want to lay down and give up

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im gonna start sayin “im hunting you for sport” to everyone I dislike

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okay God next time you make me, replace the huge cock with happiness thanks God

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

two separate fake people called olivia

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what if i shat my ants instead

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the androids are following me again

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touches ground white man was here touches myself oh

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MY OUSSY IS HARD

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just a deeply sad person

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it started as a bit but im actually growing to really dislike whenever someone goes “oh zoomers are stupid” yeah okay blatant disrespect for an entire age group that I AM A PART OF

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i am not spell checking that

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

fell askepe and wome up themking about penis

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

if your post leads with asking chatgpt anything im just gonna assume your brain fell outta your asshole

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’m adding katanas back into Star Wars just so I can have Anakin Skywalker do a judgment cut on a bitch

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

you ever have a mysterious chest pain and just go “id rather die than figure out what that is” it’s because im fat: but what if….

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know why the things that amuse me amuse me, but it makes me type like a terrorist

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maybe after my 400th post ill finally have the mandate of heaven

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pulled my pants down and she said “john carpenter’s the thing?” can’t recover grilling my self to prove im not fake people

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me seeing what is absolutely my little pony gijinkas and still liking the picture anyway because the artist drew them tits beautifully

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what if someone said they craved doner, like the kebab, but said boner instead wouldn’t that be fuc - wouldn’t that be fucked up? *rubs my nose* anyways my dog got abducted by Martians so im having a weird day

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I’m the LeBron of not being LeBron

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Nimi! #nimagery #art

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

i believe in peace and love on planet earth, so i also believe in a healthy block button

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes i like to think that im a mostly normal person

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

my oshi, the pulp, died now who will lick the cath

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

🩷 LOVEFOOL COVER 🩷 New song cover is out now!! A Nimi karaoke classic in a Miku style remix! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyCX...

submitted 18 days ago • 31 comments

fucka you I like anime people

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

im blowed up

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

yall im so fucking emo

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

❤️🧡💛💙💜

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

im emo

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

almost posted something that required thought uhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh fuck you

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

wake up like beelzebub on the mortuary watch, hit with an epiphany to suck shit

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

it’s just what happens when you guzzle 12 gallons of pure gasoline

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