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Public defender. Cat mom. Minnesota proud. Often anxious. Swearing enthusiast. Cool introvert. I drink milk as an adult & I will not change my ways. She/her
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I’ve seen so many JD Vance memes I have no idea what he actually looks like anymore.

I also really wish April Ludgate was a real person bc I have never seen myself more perfectly captured as a character.

I know Chris Pratt kind of sucks a lot but he did crush it playing Andy Dwyer in Parks & Rec.

Trump realizing he can't just declare a ceasefire.

This is cool as fuck

A guy who's definitely in control and everyone listens to him

Every lawyer on this app, practicing or not:

Blue no matter who, they said.

Why am I awake at almost 4:00 a.m.? Bc lately my cpap has been giving me the worst case of belching I've ever had. My doctor called me today to walk me thru how to adjust the pressure but apparently that made things worse, not better, bc this is the worst it's been in the past few weeks.

Today has been A DAY and I'm very over people & work. I do not want to deal with anyone or anything work related anymore. Thank goodness the day is almost over and today I have a cooking class to make roasted garlic, potato, and leek soup and homemade mayo.

Hey chat is shouting “THIS IS THE TIME FOR PEACE,” right after you’ve just bombed a country, likely to be effective?

Y’all are so funny

the united states feels like its in open freefall away from anything even remotely close to self governance and freedom

if he wanted to be in a war so bad he could've gone to Vietnam that was available to him

i don't mean to come off as rude but we cannot sustain ourselves on outrage and anger forever. i think it's even more important now to post about other things too. even if it gets less engagement. you never know who will find it cool and interesting.

Back home now and I'm so tired from being out in the sun. Might need a nap before I can do anything

I have our end of season kickball tournament tomorrow & I want to die already bc it's going to be 95 degrees.

I did my nails today, meaning I glued fake ones on bc i like having pretty nails but I'm too cheap to get them done & too lazy to do more than glue them on. This set is pretty!

You know what rocks? Sitting down.

I enjoy this subtle but sick burn

This is gonna be like that episode of The Office where Michael drove into a lake bc the GPS said to turn. Except with death.

what could go wrong lol

I only have 3.6 pounds to go until I have officially lost 100! I had always thought it was never going to be possible but with the #zepbound, i'm not fighting against my own body, it's actually happening! I'm sooo anxious to see if caremark approves my Dr's request for continuing ins coverage...

I need these boys that broke up with me to stop coming back to bother me and ruining my peace. I don't want them texting me. Blocking doesn't work, they just get a different VOIP number to bother me from.