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siobahn.bsky.social
Come together. Buy local. Read something. Protect ya neck.
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If we succeed in tearing this government to the ground y’all better not accept the status quo as a replacement.

I drove from Georgia to jersey city and it had me going through all of Virginia and up through Pennsylvania instead of straight up 95 I said WHOA WHOA WHOA what in the proud boys?

Dems continue to lose because they extend olive branches and embrace 1) conservatives who show any inkling of humanity and 2) folks who slightly pushback against Republicans (see: Elon), but they will ostracize and scapegoat progressives in their own party despite them having the most popular ideas.

I tried aluminum free and it broke my pits out so wth are they replacing the “bad” stuff with?!

It’s really comforting that as food skyrockets in price, your neighbors are disappeared by masked goons, and people die en masse of preventable illness, Republicans and Democrats can come together and say: fuck this one trans teenager in particular for trying to run track with her friends

All of these subtle skyland updates… @kennedyryan.bsky.social is feeding ussssss. I’m so giddy.

I need a zoologist to tell me what provoked that deer to beat that lady’s ass. Like yes protection but that was more than defense mode. BABY REINDEER HAD AN AXE TO GRIND.

A class action suit against workday? Fuck yeah

Finally starting Hendrix’s storyyyyyyyyy @kennedyryan.bsky.social

Seeing men talk about how they wouldn’t want to be Cassie’s husband is so disgusting. Too many Men really are weird. Even in a hypothetical, you can’t see yourself loving a woman unconditionally. You can’t understand someone (not you) supporting someone else…

Ooooh I wanted a reason to throw something on the grill. Look at God.

ARCHIVE. EVERYTHING.

Um where is Montero?

The way I’m kicking my feet in the air. 😍😍😍

She has her kids' names sewn into the dress. 😫

I need a coffee table book of this entire night. The Met Gala has NEVER struck gold like this. Every look is LOOKING!

**howls at the moon**

She looks amazing.

DAYUMMMMMM

Fuck Harry Potter Go read the Rivers of London series by Ben Aaronovich It gives the same Britishness, sense of history, and magical powers, but with a setting of detectives and mysteries, and the characters from marginalized backgrounds are fully developed, not just caricatures.

Will somebody tell Ms. Tina I’m ready to dig Sister Fidelis up and choke her out?! I been tickled thus far now I gotta fight a dead nun. I’m IRATE. #matriarch

Lmao I’m about to ruin Mother’s Day 😂😂😂😂😂

Hiya friend! I just paid rent so instead of *this* can we take a field trip to get a lil treat? Water ice? Some honey lemon pepper wings?

Oh cool we can take them off the college tour list

- a Max & Synclaire podcast! I can’t wait!

Silkk the shocker had pretty privilege those raps were garbazh

Me internally // Me externally

Big Magical Bitch would go crazy in a different context. White ppl ruin litchrallay everything.

I had the misfortune of being seated next to a white man during sinners. It’s a shame that I even had to scope him out during the previews to make sure he wasn’t there to off us.

GAHDAMN MEGAN.

I feel bad that it sounds like yall felt rushed into recording a new episode. I hope yall are taking care @jokesonyoupod.bsky.social

I know ppl aren’t over exerting themselves over an nfl draft I JUST FUCKING KNOW.

DROOOO I’m clean in this bitch now I’m finna shoulder leaaaan in this bitch

Guys, I have bad news: Lowering tariffs on Chinese goods from 145% to 65% still destroys the economy. It appears totally lost on people just *how* absurd 145% is. This is like saying we're no longer going to shoot you 15 times. Only 7 times. You are still dead, but please thank us.

If you're over 40, the only thing a 20-year-old can do is introduce you to her parents so y'all can go play backgammon or some other shit... FOH you nasty fucks 🤢

Take a break. Run away with us for the summer let’s go upstate.

And I’d never heard of spasmodic dysphonia until you came on the scene so what’s your fucking point?

I absolutely think Bluesky is better than Twitter and threads. Ppl on here don’t be ruining movies and reposting Shaderoom posts about K&nye.

it's earth day. don't use generative AI.

Babysit tech sales ppl

But have more kids is the messaging this week. This administration is full of psychos.

THESE ARE BLACK OWNED THINGS