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It's (still) illegal to make me feel bad.
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submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Absolutely horrifying lmao

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

They're loading. Be patient

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The reviews for my balls are in - normal sized - not weird at all - no that’s not why we broke up

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

👇👇👇 attention new arrivals 👇👇👇

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The show 24 best captures this cultural moment. I tried rewatching it recently and had trouble getting through it

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

LinkedIn is by farrrr the most psychotic social media. Just a sea of people forced by middle managers into capitalism kayfabe while trying not to let the intrusive thoughts win typing “here’s 34 things my child dying in a car wreck taught me about leadership in software sales”

submitted 17 days ago • 32 comments

BUDWEISER FROG #1: budd BUDWEISER FROG #2: dwy BUDWEISER FROG #3: er

submitted 20 days ago • 31 comments

Morning

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

I've gained way too many lib followers and if any of you talk about Putin in my replies I will dispense with you post haste

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

periodic reminder that if you’re hot and you follow me you’re obligated to let me know

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

In writing about Trump in the first term I kept coming back to the idea of trying to talk a drunk driver out of the keys. It's maybe not the best metaphor, although it's not wrong. Anyway he is most definitely not just driving but doing 75 in a 35 now. Feels like there are fewer options now.

submitted 22 days ago • 19 comments