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siraph.bsky.social
Organic and melodic house producer, DJ, contact staff artist, and owned by a cute dog. https://linktr.ee/siraph
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Favorite thing I overheard in Costco. "No, honey. We can't get that. Stay focused."

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Listen... Spam and risotto.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

submitted 4 days ago • 810 comments

Over on r/nursing, there's a thread that VA nurses are getting fired if they've worked for less than 2 years. You know... because the VA is SO well staffed. Literally all vets get the healthcare they need... /s

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all. My patient is snoring and they sound like a purring cat. It's kind of amazing.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

A PS2 memory card held 8MB of storage and weighed about 10 grams The COD Black Ops 6 requires ~128GB of storage If BO6 was installed on only PS2 memory cards, it would weigh approximately 164kg. I dunno why I did any of this math... But doesn't your mind just wander when you're high?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

The government has 2 health bars.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

My firm belief on middle aged men: Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't even teach gym have a podcast.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

He heard the call of mortality rising from the earth beneath his feet. He was trying to get closer to it. These staffers keep Weekend at Bernie's-ing this man.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

If you don't know 3lau performed at the inauguration. And while Deadmau5 has been problematic in the past, I guess at least he's not a raping fascist. Not a high bar to pass, but weirdly one that a lot of famous people do not.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The administration that's against DEI hires is trying to confirm an unqualified elderly man, an unqualified woman, and an unqualified Indian. Explain to me how this is merit based.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

#F1 3d printed track maps. If you don't recognize Silverstone, I didn't either. I never realized that the orientation of that it's always shown in isn't North-South. Also, I can't find my laser level.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Getting old is slowly learning that your ability to eat spicy food decreases. Unfortunately, you pretend that you can...

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Well, *obviously* this means Ori 3 is confirmed. No question.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

There's a company that makes 2TB Mac Mini ssd's. For literally $250. If you're buying a Mac mini, get the cheapest one and buy this drive. It's from expandmacmini. Also, I still cannot fathom why people insist that the base storage for Mac mini M4 is fine. It super isn't. My phone has more...

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

@solenne-e-um.bsky.social and I have tickets to EJC 2025! Roll call, jugglers. Are we gonna see you there?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

"DEI hire supports guy who doesn't support DEI hires."

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Seattle friends. Don't skip your special election ballot. Did some reading, and I'll do the leg work for you. Yes on question 1. Then yes to Proposition 1A. If you need more evidence, an overwhelming number of conservatives support 1B, which tells you all you really need to know.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

In these troubling times, if you ever see someone punch a Nazi, no you didn't.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I popped onto FB earlier today just because of a force of habit of opening all my shortcut links when I start my computer, and forgot to remove it. I scrolled and realized... None of this is worth anything to me now that I've been off since Sunday. It was just a bad habit. Fuckin' weird.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments