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age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters

see a tattoo, post a tattoo ✨ my lovely Pearl 🩵🩷 proud to have her on my body forever lol

Bring back $5 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

The obvious choice 🧜🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♂️

sadness leaving my body as soon as I have money

wish i didn’t have to buy dumb shit like food so i can spend all my money on marvelous shit like tix to fun events or cute trinkets

a new tattoo would fix me

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

I miss being in places like this😿

Don't forget to laugh...

My sweet girl got a haircut today 🥰💋 #shihtzu #dogsofbluesky

All you can ever do is your best. And try to be kind, and empathetic. And funnel rage into Art or something you're passionate about- and it doesn't matter if it's "good," if it's True. I think the world would be a lot better if more people realized those are the secrets.

someone needs to pull a Luigi soon

My furry daughters 😍💕

Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”

4 albums you think are perfect ✨

me

Really weird watching a coup in real time from my desk at work, putting in my usual hours. In the movies, everyone is at home or on the streets protesting. Makes it feel surreal.

i love unapologetically weird and free people

Story of my life

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Saw this at the gas station last night lol

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain💔

Baby elephant making room for favourite toy

fuck the rest of ‘em fuck ‘em all fuck ‘em all but us

Don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

when I put “???” in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

having a trip planned really makes life worth living 😭😭😭 you be excited as fuck and be ignoring tf outta bs cause you know you have a trip coming up

The daily struggle

they hate when you serve weird older sister who is kind of unstable

trying to screw in your piercing ball brings up a whole new type of angryyyyy

After being very depressed for several days I feel the silliness returning

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Yarn mermaids from my after-school art program today 😌

Animal crossing 🍃

Finally! We now know the backstory to this classic "Planet of the Apes" ending.

Remember that part in the original Willy Wonka movie where Willy Wonka took the kids on that crazy ass boat and all that tripped out stuff started playing around them. Chicken heads getting cut off big ol lizard face, Willy spittin spooky bars - That’s America now.

no guilty pleasures in 2025, only pleasures

Ugh, I forgot my AirPods at home. How am I supposed to grocery shop without my personal noise bubble?