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Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets, fresh from the source. He/him/them Banner: Contextless screenshot of an Achewood comic that says "Ray, I am dead serious, fucked Garfield" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4
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every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔

submitted 7 days ago • 40 comments

Every moment of this video is more jaw-dropping than the last. Try and guess who is going to show up. You can't.

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

me: I'm going to build a time machine him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

Demanding ALL the animals in this zoo give me money, using charts to explain

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 6 hours ago • 73 comments

People who sleep in beds with the sheets tucked in at the feet are not of planet earth. They should be feared as one would fear a starving shark.

submitted 16 hours ago • 18 comments

Every day on Bluesky there is a Final Girl. Your goal is to never be her.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Me: Hey, I saw you from across the bar and just--- Her: Roll for initiative. Me: What? Her: *pulls out battle axe* Roll. For. Initiative.

submitted 528 days ago • 2 comments

husband is watching a tv show about a dr house. how the fuck can a house be a doctor

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Something specific happens when a bullet interacts with a brain that causes a person to not be alive anymore but it's hard to fully understand without a science degree.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

The Pope was not prepared for my hat to be bigger than his. It’s at least twice the size. He ran away and tripped on his robes. He cried. Everyone is looking to me for leadership now. I will reform this church with my powerful neck and head.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Pride 2025 merch just dropped

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

*picking a newborn baby up off the floor* sorry, I thought she ordered a no-contact delivery

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

*steps back from a chalkboard I've filled with insanely complicated equations* my god. I've finally done it. I found what the deal with airline food is.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

*thinks too hard about it*

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Why the hate for taking low-hanging fruit? They're plump and juicy and within arms reach. I'm not gonna climb a ladder past an apple to grab a higher, identical apple.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Familiarity breeds contempt. Overfamiliarity breeds reply guys.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Sorry I yelled ‘FINISH HIM’ at your son’s spelling bee

submitted 15 hours ago • 9 comments

You do not, under any circumstances, have to "hand it to" the Republicans, but they are finally getting the left to soften their opinions on gun ownership.

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

I've only been divorced for almost 10 years, of course I still sleep alone on just one side of a queen size bed.

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

Going to space for 10 minutes because I want to piss up there. Not really interested in the cosmos otherwise

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

So the small town had this lottery where they all pick slips out of this box and then whoever gets the marked slip is stoned to death by all the other townsfolk, and I just really think that Airbnb owes me a refund.

submitted 16 hours ago • 12 comments

People who sleep in beds with the sheets tucked in at the feet are not of planet earth. They should be feared as one would fear a starving shark.

submitted 16 hours ago • 18 comments

Women writing men in a romance novel: "His testicles twisted torsionally"

submitted 19 hours ago • 10 comments