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Handle chosen as silly joke long ago. Will never change the Tantalus reaching for orbs pfp Immortal time being with a flabby flesh tether Fuck all bigots. Anonymous, but probably stupid enough to self-report Bi, agender, any/all
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Dante Chen stop jobbing when?

If my mood could not fall off a cliff every time the sun goes down, I would much appreciate it.

My phone (my primary internet device) has substantial hardware issues. Don't really want to pay through the teeth for repairs and it'll also cost a mint to cancel my plan. Guess I'm buy the cheapest not-dumb phone I can to get by.

Car Voltron > Lion Voltron

Kiddyphus has entered her sleep is for the weak phase for the current period. Send caffeine

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Hire me @redbull.com

Punching nazis is always valid and if someone is inadvertently punched, they should, 1) understand this, and 2) rethink their approach to life, as people are mistaking them for nazis.

Might get tickets for We Lost The Sea. Return to Post-Rock Sisyphus. Embrace tradition

Brb, figuring out why my cat's being an arsehole

Pdutts has essentially gone full melt by referencing PHON up the ballot. No one likes that except PHON and the most conservative fringe of the LNP. And, yet, he could still, somehow, be PM this time next week. Fuck straya, seriously.

I wonder how the search for a new boss is going? I hope they won't be a complete bugbear to train.

The first political party to pledge the banning of Lynx Africa™ gets my vote

I admire the black market tobacco racket in Australia at the moment. Not even attempting to hide what they're doing. Opening up public facing tobacconists that only stock black market products. 0 fucks given. (organised crime bad. Flipping off the state good)

He's spiralling. Which is rarely a good sign for a campaign. But given how up in the air this election is (≈30% voters still undecided with less than week to go), it's also slightly terrifying that this paranoid omnibigot may still get elected to government.

Showering in the dark is amazing. Highly recommend leaning in to the unsettling

I've gone a borked the horniness:science ratio on this site.

In Australia you get three of those at 18.

Someone dropped the Gellar fields

So glad my cast-iron skillet is finally developing some character

People are having opinions about Korn again.

Baharat and ras el hanout acquired. Today is a good day for flavour

Does any man on this rock have a shittier wealth:spirit richness ratio than Elon Musk?

Maybe if I changed my name to Due Process, the powers that be would simply ignore me

This picture got me smelling toast

They really fucked up the ending to Rhodes/Cena, didn't they?

Fella approaching retirement age rocking a black tee with "IT'S TIME TO END THE RULE OF FUCKING BILLIONAIRES" in bold red letters. It's a good look

It's the only reason to go out

I am, once again but not for a long time, lamenting Brisbane's absolute dog shit-tier public transport. The $0.50 fares are nice but don't truly compensate for the overall inaccessibility of rail and bus

Just asking questions. Did JD Vance kill the Pope? And on whose orders did JD Vance kill the Pope? Was JD Vance acting alone if he killed the Pope? I'm definitely hearing a lot of rumours about JD Vance killing the Pope.

War Raiders deserve to drop titles for agreeing to wear Clash of Clans themed gear

Yesterday was Alf wang. Today is thicc Grimace. Keep being cursed, Bsky. We don't need weird; we need cursed