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sittingstill.bsky.social
Baseball photographer shooting Red Sox minor leaguers for SoxProspects.com. She/her. Real job: finder of lost keys. Galleries at sittingstill.smugmug.com
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

This is crushing news. Monegro is a favorite of mine for both his fire and his joyful spirit, and I was looking forward to seeing him rewarded for the hard work he was putting in this year. @soxprospects.com

If you know me, you know I don't swear a lot--but this, and everything about the way the Red Sox have handled this situation since day one, is absolute fucking bullshit.

I... I was going to watch the ESPN game but I think I am done with baseball for the day.

I knew there was a reason I liked him so much in the Sox system...

Props to NESN for the quick cut to Aaron Boone after this latest NYY baserunning mistake.

Bonus pack of fortune cookies tonight had a second cookie squeezed in--I'm holding you to this, cookie gods.

I have sent this to like 15 people; I love this so much

This has to be the worst picture of Baz ever taken.

It's been a long time waiting for Roman Anthony's debut. Well, since 2022, anyway. @soxprospects.com

On the other hand, this is why it's probably good that I don't have a camera--he'll be well covered and I can just sit in the stands and cheer. 🤣

I knew I should have brought a camera to work today...

No matter where I go With Susie, May or Anna I want the world to know We cannot build bananas

I love listening to the @uncertain.fm replays while I work, but @senatorjohn.bsky.social has a knack for the unexpected heart punch, and I'm always rolling the dice that I won't be going into a 2pm meeting explaining why I look like I've been crying. 😭

TFW when you have photos of most of these guys but you just saw Joey Gartrell! today!

I mean I can't imagine anything else about the last 11 weeks (or a bit longer) that could have an adverse effect on folks' mental health, right?

CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

Is it just me or is the stadium mic on NESN insanely loud right now? I can barely hear @alexspeier.bsky.social...

Terrible call but hat tip to @jtkantor.bsky.social for I Fought the Law.

Sen. Warren was my 1L contracts professor, and this is why we never came to class without doing the assigned reading.

Serves me right for scrolling while drinking.

Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results theonion.com/plan-to...

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.

I get that some folks are tired of Sweet Caroline. But there are absolutely nights where it primes the crowd for the bottom of the 8th--it's like it reminds them they can make noise. (Especially important since--thankfully--Fenway doesn't use gimmicks to GET the crowd to make noise.)

I wish we could get Robert Stock on Bluesky.

I want the purse so much

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

First reporter to say “You’re the fucking President” gets a book deal minimum

Someone told me not to pat a bunny on the butt, presumably for hygiene reasons, but I assumed it was because rabbits have a second mouth on their butt that will bite you. I believed this for YEARS and found the idea biologically perplexing because I didn’t know any other mammal that had two mouths

I think about this comic at least once a week

Got my hands on one of the Andrés Muñoz x Matilda shirts on sale at the team store this homestand. $5 from each shirt supports SAFe to help kitties!