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sixsilverthings.bsky.social
Guitar, anime, videogame enthusiast, northerner who likes writing little sentences for my friends on computer
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I think airplane wheels should be way bigger

RFK is unable to laugh

The white house always screens guests and reporters for guns etc but what if Donald Trump was the first president assassinated by punch

The pot calling the kettle black? Woaaaah okay there tea potler

(Republicans ignoring endless photos and videos of trump, Epstein and ghislaine maxwell having the time of their lives at private parties) - "woahh tom hanks chef too? Man this goes deeeep!"

Whilst people worried about eggs they forgot about the coop (coup) is that anything it's chicken stuff send post

When I was a kid my mum got some free clothes and one of the shirts was a silver FUBU basketball jersey thing and I knew what FUBU stood for so I gave it to a black friend and I told him it was For You By Me :) Is that anything send post

Me in court - "your honour, allgaysaywhat- allgaysaywhat- your honour-" Judge - "what?" Me fist bumping my lawyer - "heh we got that bitch-" The jury - "holy fuck they got that bitch"

I bet Elon musk wears underpants and his mum stitched his name in the back of them and he should be #gunned

Elon Musk should be voted #fatheroftheyear because when he started worrying about death threats, did he hide innocent 'lilX' away? #no! He made sure to always have him on his shoulders or beside him so he could experience all of lifes ups and downs #caringfather

My conjoined twin is always like "nah don't post that bro"

Musk is afraid that every day could be his last :)

i need $1 million

It's crazy that musk has a kid called Gruzlicke Cyberdon Kindred Mecha5 and it can only speak in whistles because they keep it in a cage until night time

Elon Musk - "I am become meme! 🤣" His fans - "he is become meme!!! 😂" The disgruntled Ukrainian sniper on July 16 2025 - "heh DOGE this mother fuck-'

American man shocks the world by reviewing a hotel full English breakfast by eating it one ingredient at a time congratulations "the sausage tastes like pork" well fuck me dead

It means no worries for the rest of your dayssss

This is called a pump and dump

Elon Musk doing an interview - "yes yes, the complexity- the complexity of DOGE (wiggles in his chair because he wants to be another meme) the complexity of DOGE-" SHUT THE FUCK UP MF RASENGAN!

You ever think about how in like a hundred years or something there'll be ghosts who died in the present time but they'll be zoomers and people will hear like ghostly voices saying "no caaaaap" and "bruuuuuh" before they vanish into a cloud of ghostly vape smoke

Its not fair to earthquakes that hurricanes get names and earthquakes don't

The Facebook laughing emoji has done untold damage to society

Asked a guy if he wanted to help me build a giant tunnel in my back garden and next thing I know im getting arrested for solicitation of a miner!

Happy valentines day babe #yup #love

is it weird if my doctor always calls me a heckin chonker and then kisses me on the neck

Reporters should normalise playing popping sounds on their phones when speaking to musk so that he'll eventually become desensitized to it and it MAY save his kids life when he becomes so comfortable that he forgets to use him as a human shield when it happens for real.

there's nothing stopping anyone from finding a random person's home address and then sending them pornographic postcards we all just sort of collectively agreed not to do it

Before the invention of 'smithereens' people just got blown

Rough e sex and it's just two people typing in caps lock

Please stop calling him 'Elon' FFS, you don't call Jeff Bezos, Jeff, you don't call Trump Donald, Musk is an ugly as fuck name so use that

So basically the super bowl is just like a big elaborate coca cola movie?

The super bowl should have one normal guy on each team who isn't an athlete just for reference

Why do people give a single fuck about 'Time magazine' like it's some sort of deity? It's a fucking magazine. You know what magazine is actually worth something? The Argos catalogue. "He's on the cover of time bro" literally I would rather suck a dog's dick than give a shit

A week or so ago the democrats posted a tweet of Elon musk with Ghislaine Maxwell and Trump with Epstein, tens of millions of views, hundreds of thousands of likes so very predictably the democrats did nothing and never posted anything like that again.

Remove the 'head' of 'DOGE'

I came up with a thing I call it "reactivated ice-cream"

By 2077 the Amazon warehouse worker will open the shutters to their 2x2m square housing cubicle and running alongside their window is a conveyor belt. Their 19 hour shift is just beginning

Maga guy ranting on tiktok live "Yeah man we gotta fucking kill these- oh thanks for the Heart Me- yeah we gotta rise up to the elite bro- we gotta start kil- oh hey thanks for the Heart Me- yeah it's alpha bro, you gotta be an alpha- yo pepe88420 nice to see you man- yo smash those hearts-"

People complaining about egg prices like helloooo you can literally just like buy the seeds

Oh so that's who that was 😆

Just pushed this old ass guy over in Congress 😆

is it gay if you kiss your boy dog on the lips

They should "hashtag" the "head" of 'doge' :)