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I was thinking that Pope Jesus II would be a pretty great name for a new Pope, but maybe Pope Jesus I is even better?

Now you have to write it

Interviewer: (asks Lindsey Graham a thoughtful and intelligent question) Lindsey Graham: Thank you, that really made me think and I now have principles.

Cops who voted for Trump and FOP. I don’t ever want to hear you complain about “lack of support from the community” or not “backing the blue” or any other simple minded shit ever again. You people backed a fucking felon and the pardoning of people who assaulted and seriously injured police officers

Cool, now ban all social media apps being owned by any corporation anywhere.

I'm torn... Cheech and Church or Church and Chong ???

Back at work, staring into a 6 hour abyss of meetings

Top 3 things to see in Paris: 1 - Huge delicious croissants 2 - The Beast's castle 3 - Candlestick man

Hibachi Chef: Let me throw this shrimp on your face, you big fucking idiot. Me: No thanks. Everyone Else: Boooooooo

HOT FROSTY IS GOOD

Reskeet to save someone’s fucking life

I hope From wins an Emmy in whatever "Most Shouting" category it best fits in.

How is this not a thing?

@petepeppers.bsky.social please watch From

"You must really hate Devin..." - A thing I've started saying. Thanks, Trump!

Texas must be such a shitshow. Heads would roll in SOUTH CAROLINA if we had lost power for even one day after a category 1 hurricane.

oh god, these fucking GEEZERS

THE ONLY TYPE OF DOGS I LIKE ARE HOTDOGS

Some dogshit Google AI in messenger: Hi, I'm Gemini! Use me to draft messages, brainstorm ideas or just hang out! Me: BLOCKED AND REPORT AS SPAM

I just watched the Apple ad that people are talking about, and I also thought it sucked, but mostly because it's an advertisement and is inherently garbage. Are people used to ENJOYING ads?

Abbot Elementary is the dumbest show ever because every scene isn't just every character talking about how much they want to kiss Quinta Brunson.

"I lead a two digit ensemble cast!" - an offended Ed O'Neil to me in a dream after I said that he must have had it real easy while making tonight's new episode of Married With Children (where Al Bundy is in a coma all episode), which he was kindly spoiling for me while we were eating breakfast.

So far, the Fallout show is a better version of Fallout than the games.

"That movie is about the SECOND world war," I loudly mansplained to my wife in the silence after the trailer.

How do airport shuttles have bonus inertia?

Make me sound cool, please!

I don't really know who Jake Paul is, but I still think it would be pretty cool if Mike Tyson killed him.

Me telling my friends about a TV show they aren't going to check out

👑 It's very important at this trying time that we Americans try to be respectful and refrain from discussing King Ralph, the hilarious way Ralph became king, or how much happier everyone in the UK was when they learned to love him. 👑

SNL can put Nikki Haley in a cold open and not even make it worse.

Mister Bedroom