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sixthlisbon.bsky.social
unhinged cat lady who once made adam driver laugh 🫠 AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Sixth_Lisbon/works did you just say cauliflower to me?
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I looked up a rock star I have a crush on and google RUDELY informed me that he is now 60 years old and my vagina didn’t know whether to clam up or purr being in your 40s is wild

ADAM REHEARSING PARNASSUS FOR SNL aaaaaaah

They hid people in walls and attics to stop the not-z’s and you don’t want to stop using a WEBSITE? This isn’t even the bare minimum, babes. Gtfooh.

Folks still on Twitter bc of “community”: If you and your friends were at a house party and the host made a NAZI SALUTE? YOU’D LEAVE. Full stop. “staying to change it from the inside” is BS. Your engagement there puts money in his pocket & funds the destabilization of our country.

When I die, bake my ashes into a brick and smash me into the face of a fascist

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Fanfic and 10mg edibles are the only two things keeping me sane right now I swear to Adam Driver

Surreal to have to do my stupid little job like my country is not being slowly and systematically overtaken by fascists. Like at what point is it not a political issue but a human one that I can bring up at work? The existential dread is really starting to impact my ability to focus.

The boy who gave me my first kiss in 1996 and stayed my situationship until 2006 died in 2023 and still visits my dreams regularly. Last night’s dream is hard to shake this morning; what do we say to those who’ve passed when we didn’t even have the right words in life?

Can we get Gaga in this era opposite Adam Driver in a horny vampire movie PLEASE

This one makes it into the rotation at least once per chat each week 🖕🏻

Are we still quoting this multiple times a day? No? Just me? K.

How? Illegal! The smolder!

Worked myself up into a nice lather over that too left photo again just now, that bicep, that straddle hnnnng

The way my brain immediately said “you know what would be great is if you just sat on that hand. Just tore off your pants and jumped onto that hand like a goddamn sock puppet” this world has made me feral 🫠

Officially nuked my Twitter account. That salute yesterday was the final nail in the coffin. If you’re still there, I implore you to do the same. Revolution is uncomfortable.

If you sneeze while you pee, your body takes a screenshot

throwback to stage door during the Previews Era: forced smiles, slutty neck out, no barricade, hand contact

teef lips HAND 😮‍💨

I’m stuck on a 2 hour layover in Charlotte. Everyone who works here is high or mad beyond belief at everyone. They’re pumping aggressively loud disco music in the terminal. But they have a Bojangles and an Einstein Bros Bagel shop so I got a biscuit and a Tasty Turkey and I’m going with it.

Guys I’m not trying to start a panic but I’m pretty sure 2025 is three 2020s in a trench coat.

I propose a 7th option as it’s what I find myself doing every time my teams goes off on my computer this week

Someone from the Lortel: Release the Scrapbook Challenge

i found the al cody erasure in A COMPLETE UNKNOWN very telling

A beautiful blustery day in brooklyn 🩵

We got the Honeymoon Suite on the A train back from Brooklyn 🧡💛🤎

I love the legend that says this digital billboard of Hugh Dancy from a 2012 issue of Manhattan Magazine in Penn Station is his Portrait of Dorian Gray. As long as it stays up, he remains forever young. Top notch lore.

Folks who made it to Hold On To Me Darling, we’ve showed off our selfies but what about showing off your #AdamDriver autographs? I was lucky enough to get the trifecta: Previews Era black marker (with a bonus frank wood auto!), mid-book hero art and the cover 😻 let’s see yours!

It’s missing Hold On To Me Darling hours over here so I’m reading the playbill cover to cover… Shout out to Naomi the massage consultant and Larry the guitar teacher for this production. What’s it like to be God’s favorites?

My #ArtVArtist grid for 2024 Happy New Year's! #AdamDriver / #art / digital painting

Hi, yeah, quick question: Are you fucken kidding me with this?

Happy December 26