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sjbmke.bsky.social

Nerd. Actor. Civil servant. Animal lover. I'm really just five opossums and two raccoons in a trench coat. https://www.theatremindplay.com/ https://www.encounterparty.com/ https://www.gamingshelfhelp.com/

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RIP Our Little Dyson. You were a trooper for 14+. I complained about you all the time but I'm gonna miss you.

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TIL I apparently live rent free in a person's head who I have not even seen in probably 12-13 years... I mean, I'm still bitter about the fact this person tried to get my 16 (at the time) year old cousin drunk at my wedding but that is different than ranting "YoU ToOk ThEiR SiDe" to a mutual. LOL

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This is my kind of argument. youtu.be/ODXTmmVdqFM?...

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You ever look at your own social media and think "Damn bitch, pick a lane to be nerdy in?" Yeah, uh, me neither... nope. Never. No thank you.

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Happy Birthday, Lucifer! I decided to go for TSL theme for this year's rotation. #obeymefanart #obeymelucifer

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I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

submitted 15 days ago • 3029 comments

GOOD. This monster deserves every bit of punishment coming his way. My heart goes out to Sade Robinson's family. www.wisn.com/article/maxw...

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I am dead. Dying. Screaming. Crying.

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AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

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It's Tuesday. Choose CHAOS. Send your spouse a link to a Hermès bag two weeks before your birthday.

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Ingenious 😂 FFS

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I see you #TSA... bunch of nerds... LOL

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Grateful to @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social for letting me write about how much this wacky, incredibly vital store means to my wife and me (and all of Milwaukee, really).

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

As a former professional "Outdoor Cat" this makes me giggle. youtube.com/shorts/j1jAR...

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Welp. Tuesday is turning out to be quite the Tuesday.

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This is really beautiful.

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"For exposure to hydrofluorosilicic acid use calcium gluconate gel to treat the exposure."

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Today in: I Need to Look Up That Word So I Can Fully Understand What I'm Reading in the Standar Lab Procedure Document - Nephrotoxins - Nephrotoxicity refers to damage to the kidneys caused by exposure to medications, chemicals, or toxins. #themoreyouknow

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I have three types of ttrpg characters: - Burn it with magic. - Burn it with conventional fire. - Crying.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

It is 7:38am. I have already punched myself in the face with my car keys and dropped a full 32 oz Nalgene bottle directly on my foot. This does not bode well for the rest of the day.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Nah we ain’t running from this one chief

submitted 38 days ago • 23 comments

Oh for fuck's sake. Glad he's convicted. I hope the victim(s) are doing okay. My heart goes out to them. apnews.com/article/depa...

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I had to draw fan art, holy shit. they are my royal couple CC @vipeopleshow.bsky.social @dropout.tv lmao #artpost

submitted 39 days ago • 29 comments

I see a Rick and a Brian! Both great folks with great minds for the scary spookies! @rickheinzwrites.bsky.social @briancolin.com

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Progress NOT perfection... Progress NOT perfection... PROGRESS. NOT. PERFECTION. No one will notice or care if I cut the paper at exactly the perfect right angle. NO. ONE.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

"Too strong for sports. Too weak for the military." The current administration makes me will my eyes so much. youtube.com/shorts/nFKTS...

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Proof that God hates the Cubs. #sorrynotsorry chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

submitted 42 days ago • 67 comments

RIP Our Little Dyson. You were a trooper for 14+. I complained about you all the time but I'm gonna miss you.

TIL I apparently live rent free in a person's head who I have not even seen in probably 12-13 years... I mean, I'm still bitter about the fact this person tried to get my 16 (at the time) year old cousin drunk at my wedding but that is different than ranting "YoU ToOk ThEiR SiDe" to a mutual. LOL

This is my kind of argument. youtu.be/ODXTmmVdqFM?...

You ever look at your own social media and think "Damn bitch, pick a lane to be nerdy in?" Yeah, uh, me neither... nope. Never. No thank you.

Happy Birthday, Lucifer! I decided to go for TSL theme for this year's rotation. #obeymefanart #obeymelucifer

I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

GOOD. This monster deserves every bit of punishment coming his way. My heart goes out to Sade Robinson's family. www.wisn.com/article/maxw...

I am dead. Dying. Screaming. Crying.

AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

It's Tuesday. Choose CHAOS. Send your spouse a link to a Hermès bag two weeks before your birthday.

Ingenious 😂 FFS

I see you #TSA... bunch of nerds... LOL

Grateful to @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social for letting me write about how much this wacky, incredibly vital store means to my wife and me (and all of Milwaukee, really).

As a former professional "Outdoor Cat" this makes me giggle. youtube.com/shorts/j1jAR...

Welp. Tuesday is turning out to be quite the Tuesday.

This is really beautiful.

"For exposure to hydrofluorosilicic acid use calcium gluconate gel to treat the exposure."

Today in: I Need to Look Up That Word So I Can Fully Understand What I'm Reading in the Standar Lab Procedure Document - Nephrotoxins - Nephrotoxicity refers to damage to the kidneys caused by exposure to medications, chemicals, or toxins. #themoreyouknow

I have three types of ttrpg characters: - Burn it with magic. - Burn it with conventional fire. - Crying.

It is 7:38am. I have already punched myself in the face with my car keys and dropped a full 32 oz Nalgene bottle directly on my foot. This does not bode well for the rest of the day.

Nah we ain’t running from this one chief

Oh for fuck's sake. Glad he's convicted. I hope the victim(s) are doing okay. My heart goes out to them. apnews.com/article/depa...

I had to draw fan art, holy shit. they are my royal couple CC @vipeopleshow.bsky.social @dropout.tv lmao #artpost

I see a Rick and a Brian! Both great folks with great minds for the scary spookies! @rickheinzwrites.bsky.social @briancolin.com

Progress NOT perfection... Progress NOT perfection... PROGRESS. NOT. PERFECTION. No one will notice or care if I cut the paper at exactly the perfect right angle. NO. ONE.

"Too strong for sports. Too weak for the military." The current administration makes me will my eyes so much. youtube.com/shorts/nFKTS...

Proof that God hates the Cubs. #sorrynotsorry chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...

It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Jesus H... like folks from Chicago aren't insufferable enough... now they have a Pope from there... #MidwestPope

TIL: Jets are like outdoor cats.

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

I have not had enough sleep to deal with all this. gestures at the world

I have no words. youtu.be/BIjggk-9mO0?...