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Nerd. Actor. Civil servant. Animal lover. I'm really just five opossums and two raccoons in a trench coat. https://www.theatremindplay.com/ https://www.encounterparty.com/ https://www.gamingshelfhelp.com/
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JFC... this fucking guy... www.tortoisemedia.com/2025/04/24/n...

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Jan Schakowsky, the incumbent in my race, will reportedly not seek re-election. So it seems like a good time to reintroduce myself — I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I’m running for Congress.

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Under his eye. www.msnbc.com/11th-hour/wa...

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I have coworker. Let's call him Joe. Joe bakes. Joe doesn't bake well. Joe baked "lemon bars". I had one of these "lemon bars". It was not good. I cannot tell Joe this. I don't want to hurt his feelings. I will continue to sacrifice my taste buds in hopes that one day it will be good.

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Fuck off, I'm doin' my yoga!

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It’s ok to do this

submitted 6 days ago • 32 comments

Me: "Pope killin' couch fucker." Co-worker: "You need to put that somewhere."

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Listen, I'm not saying that Vance assassinated the Pope but...

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100% CORRECT

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Oh. Wow. As a recovering Catholic I'm kinda bummed about this. I know the Catholic Church isn't the good guy. I thought this pope was pretty nice... www.reuters.com/world/pope-f...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Oh, you like Gojo? Can I interest you in some Vash? (Vash the Stampede from Trigun)

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Happy birthday to my bestie and longest running GM: @robowieland.bsky.social

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Y'all. This etsy shop has adorable. The owner is super nice as well. www.etsy.com/shop/TrueVis...

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Just a little banger for ya. youtu.be/EHfSpgchTJk?...

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Boat's still there. #Milwaukee #LakeMichigan #IYKYK

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1375 days until Inauguration Day 2029 in case anyone is counting.

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*snerk* This is great.

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Now, then, forever

submitted 11 days ago • 263 comments

#1. I love seeing this. #2. I hate that it needed to happen in the first place. #3. I genuinely cried.

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"Milwaukee Water Works: We want it to be beer too." ~anonymous co-worker~

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Coming from someone who has a .gov account... that is SUPER DUMB. All those .gov emails can be found via open records, and I do mean the individual emails, like what was sent to whom and the contents.

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The reason people are more upset at Target than they are Walmart or Amazon is because Target went out of their way to make people to think they cared about and supported diversity and inclusion. They made a business decision, and so did we.

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say things should be less bad and more good. Who do I talk to about this

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Over on @forbes.com I look at the next evolution of one of my favorite licensed games www.forbes.com/sites/robwie...

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OH!!!! SHINY!!!

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starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.

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This is a fun little nugget of a song. I dig it. youtu.be/Id_0DsBctYg?...

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A lovely review by a lovely person about a lovely album from some lovely people. substack.com/inbox/post/1...

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I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok. [Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]

submitted 14 days ago • 138 comments

@zombiejoe.bsky.social made me kill an owlbear. 😭😭😭

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I like my job a lot. I help people and that makes me feel good.

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when they go low, we go Jasmine Crockett @repjasmine.bsky.social 🔥

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This is true.

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POV: you’re a puppy

submitted 19 days ago • 1970 comments

Boat's still there. #Milwaukee #LakeMichigan #IYKYK

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Coworker just said "Oh my god" three times in a row on a phone call.

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This. Is. Bad. apnews.com/article/fluo...

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minors DNI? minors what are you doing here?????? minors log off. minors always ask a parent or guardian before you use the internet. minios delete your accounts. minors go off grid. minors… save yourselves.

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Yo, I'm not saying I woke from one of the best dreams ever but did you just have a dream about Matthew Lillard saving you from an evil Tron/Robot totalitarian society where we fought "the man" and won? Yeah, sit down please, I'll be taking the award.

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