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Graphic Designer without portfolio, native #Oregonian, aspiring #artist who tarried too long. Trying to become the artist I was always supposed to be. #Oregon, #Photography, #Painting, #Drawing, Married to a cartoonist. đźš«MAGA
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I wish I had necromancy powers so I could turn Walter Cronkite and Ernie Pyle into Liches hellbent on defending journalism. I'd give 'em revenants made from tabloid and yellow press people. Imagine the hilarity at OANN or newsmax.... "hey boss there's an undead old dude at the lobby named Walter"

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Ampersand

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Another air tragedy today as a plane carrying influencer Andrew Tate landed safely in Fort Launderdale, Florida ...

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One reason we Portlanders are luckier than most. Old school music store. Old school, knowledgeable employees. Music Millennium, proving that nothing beats browsing the record shop #PDX #Portland #KeepPortlandWeird

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Thursday's sunset. Astonishingly pink.

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Tom Waits, but for what, we know not. And he has been sworn to hermetic silence. I still regret that Efrem Jr. died before teaching his one daughter, Stephanie, how to Zimbalize.

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Herewith, a short guide to Americans traveling abroad who want to avoid harassments by claiming they're Canadian: 1. Don't.

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When Bezos had the #WaPo put "Democracy dies in Darkness" below the masthead, turns out it was his way of telling us he wanted it to die in the broad light of day, where we all had to watch.

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A Computer Can Never Be Held Accountable Therefore A Computer Must Always Make Every Management Decision So You Can Say “Don’t Blame Me, Take It Up With Executron The All-Knowing”

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All our #cats are adopted. We couldn't have biological cats of our own.

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Late last night the rain was knocking on my window I moved across the darkened room and in the lampglow I thought I saw down in the street the spirit of the century Telling us that we're all standing on the border - Al Stewart

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#WhatRadicalizedMe ? Take an honest look around, chum. I ain't the radical one.

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At Craft Warehouse in Gresham Station, Gresham, OR, there is a fine art dept that could stand alone as a complete art supply store on its own. Near the watercolors are a selection of works done by customers and employees (presumably) and they encourage sharing pictures. #PDX #ArtSky #watercolor

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Of all of America's astronauts, 25 of them came from Ohio. Vivek Ramaswamy is running for Governor of Ohio, and they elected JD Vance. I used to wonder what the hell it was about Ohio that caused residents to want to flee the planet, but I think I get it now.

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It's just a matter of time, people

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The water's rather salty lately

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Joel Coen: Well, we've just about cast the whole film. Ethan Coen: Yeah, we just need to cast the prospector ... Tom Waits: I'll do it. Joel: ... Ethan: ... how did you get in here? Tom: Been here all along. Joel: ... Ethan: ... Tom: Take my salary in used Chevy parts.

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Thanks to @willametteweek.bsky.social and their continued support I’m pleased to present this long-form piece on Shaedon Sharpe’s meteoric rise and his quest to become, as he told me: “the best player, or one of the best players, in this league.” www.wweek.com/sports/2025/...

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Golf must be a drearier game than I thought. After all, the goal is to play as little of it as you can.

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A wider angle on that forest mist near #Corbett, Oregon #PhotographersOfBluesky #PDX #Oregon

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Mist, late afternoon, near Corbett, Oregon. #photographersofbluesky #Oregon #PNW #PDX

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Part of a paint-by-number painting I'm working on. #ArtSky #Painting #Acrylic #PaintByNumber

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People come, people go Friends they disappear There's only one thing that I wanna know Tell me: where do we go from here? Everybody's on the make Everybody's tryin' to get ahead In a world like this you just exist To feed the walkin' dead - Gerry Rafferty

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Match Game '77, episode #1108, CBS-TV Airdate: 2 December 1977 Super Match: Portland ________ "Oregon" is the $500 response. #Oregon #PDX

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Painted my beloved spouse a watercolor valentine. That's what you do when you're an artist.

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I applied for a patent for a buoyancy device for a Capra hircus. For a while, the patent office pushed back. But eventually they said, "yeah, sure. Whatever floats your goat."

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"We're People Helping People to Feed People" -- Proposed slogan, Soylent Corp

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Just another artist taking a few days off because the centrifugal pressures of life caused the creative juice to fly away. going to try to fix that now. I want to draw and paint.

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Want to know what the DNC is doing? Mainstream media will not report this. Here is what they did today.

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NGL, my fave part of the finale season of The American Appresident is where the nazi who's running the government's son picked his nose, wiped it on the Resolute Desk, then told the actually-elected guy to pound sand. This shit writes itself! In other news, I'm dissociating like a madman.

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Folks: I am NOT affiliated with the group that is using my name to support an economic boycott. Please spread this post, if you would.

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When calamity happens….

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Ok, *now* it looks like it’s snowing. #pdxbst #pdxtst

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I'm sure there's a valid reason for this. No untoward issues here, certainly. We live in the fairest country on Earth, no lie there. www.wweek.com/news/2025/02...

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BCNU.

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I've been listening to The Moody Blues for years But I still have no idea What the Knights In White Sat in.

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The first thing we’ll do is build an electrified fence outside the electrified fence around the White House. The inner one prevents unauthorized persons from getting in. The outer one will prevent authorized persons from getting out . . . -- From "The New Atlantis" by #UruslaKLeGuin

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#Democrats

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Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

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Sign of the times.

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Elon Musk can't be a Nazi. Nazis made really great cars.

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Mt Hood's summit viewed from the road leading up to Timberline Lodge, through our cracked windshield, winter, 2023. The Palmer Lift is visible. This is about 6,000 feet ASL in elevation #MtHood #WyEast #PhotographersOfBluesky

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