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Whatever happens tomorrow, whatever horror the future brings, whatever disaster justifiably curses us all forever, at least we had a pretty funny day today

submitted 13 hours ago • 20 comments

i don’t know who they hired to run that account but i hope it comes with full benefits lmao

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

it’s me, i’m sickos

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

waiting for the first national democrat to embrace pedocon theory

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

happy pride here’s me at a hot spring that looks like a vulva

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i truly hate how this shit is getting pushed into every aspect of our online existence and is often next to impossible to turn off or opt out and it’s going to make society worse in so many ways before it gets reined in

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The wrong Joanne went out of business.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I really would have liked to have this guy as VP and we should have made that happen

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

just gonna say that when you have a personal connection to people that got firebombed in a terrorist attack it does change how you feel about the leftists on here that refuse to condemn what is clearly just attempted murder and not righteous resistance. some of y’all will not see the light of heaven

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

On Sunday, my friend, Jonathan Joss was murdered and it took me a minute to find the words... Like so many of our lives, Jonathan's existed at the powerful intersections of Indigeneity, queerness, visibility, and vulnerability. He was fierce, funny, flawed, and real in every way that mattered.

submitted 3 days ago • 121 comments

we’re so cooked man

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If i had been in that jaunt tube it wouldnt have gone down like that..I wouldnt have done any of that nonsense

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

this reads like the ramblings of the most annoying libertarian in your college dorm if he had just finished snow crash and got extremely stoned

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The real dividing line in all of world politics right now is high trust versus low trust and if the low trust people win the inevitable outcome is mass unemployment, genocide, and autocracy. Like it genuinely is that existential

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Why were we not told that RoboJoe has not had his firmware updated in 8 years and is plagued by buggy programming and poor design choices? I asked six MIT robotics experts who were deported to Burkina Fasso. Today from Jake Tapper in the NYT

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

I think the funniest "straight men ruin everything" posts I've seen are the ones where they ruin being good at sex. which I've somehow seen multiple examples of

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

i’ve been in a two week road trip and haven’t been online much so i’m very excited to get home and read about the latest ukraine-russia stuff and open the celestial app to see what the tankies on here are saying about it lol

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

HOLD UP. Are you telling us that the President of the United States is refusing regular briefings about threats to the country so his minions are creating a briefing TV show just for him? WHAT THE HELL? www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

submitted 5 days ago • 541 comments

setting everything else aside, "Vermin were not a problem prior to March 17, 2025" was a very funny line to read in a court doc h/t to @courtwatch.bsky.social for digging up this gem in this week's newsletter (and go subscribe!)

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

cringes extremely hard in accountant

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs

submitted 6 days ago • 20 comments

If you put two NYT stories together you do get “man allegedly completely strung out on drugs uses the US government to kill 300,000 people”

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

i’d like to go back to before i knew about this please

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

For folks living in the United States, participating in this sort of thing is a federal crime and will land you on the radar of the US Office of Foreign Assets Control If you don't go broke defending yourself from the federal indictment first, you'll likely go broke while you're in federal prison

submitted 8 days ago • 115 comments

the republican party is a death cult

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

You know how these guys are really into the idea that any disease can be cured with a healthy diet of unprocessed foods? Doesn’t work so well when the disease is E. coli from lettuce that isn’t reported publicly because FDA isn’t competent to keep food safe. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

submitted 10 days ago • 29 comments

Today, I was denied access to seeing my constituent, Mr. Kilmar Abrego Garcia. If there is nothing to hide, cut the crap. Let his lawyer and I check on him.

submitted 10 days ago • 763 comments

I want to offer a public apology to FDA head Marty Makary for calling him an ignorant piece of shit in a post last night. I just learned he is an islet transplant surgeon. Yes, the cells that produce insulin. I was wrong. He is not ignorant. This piece of shit knows exactly what he is doing.

submitted 10 days ago • 113 comments

in addition to being stupid and existentially depraved, llms are organized crime

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

It's also a misunderstanding of what the grants are for. It's not a billion dollar donation, Harvard won the grants to do specific research that it is in a relatively unique position to do. Trade schools aren't going to be able to take over, eg, Harvard's cancer immunotherapy research.

submitted 10 days ago • 27 comments

necessary thread

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments