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holy shit. yo la tengo fucks

my biggest problem is that between the choice of being productive and being a little dopamine rat, i nearly always cave for the latter. the stimulant medication only seems to make me better at it too.

are we sure the bullet wound wasn't pre-existing?

the ending of dune is like "When you wake up next to him in the middle of the night With your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife (this is a good thing)"

Trying to hide that I was not paying attention through the whole movie: Yeah it's crazy the kid was Bruce Willis the whole time.

Chubby Checker does not get nearly enough kudos for Let's Twist Again mfr said That bop from last summer, let's run that back but this time...we're doing it again.

Bands don’t save young fans from abusive parents by blasting out of the posters on the kids’ walls like they used to

Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth

I am going to get very high.

the hypothetical situation I created in my head to worry about happened and I was nowhere near as prepared as my inner monologue made me think I would be

my partner hates the word fart so since we've been together I've been finding creative new ways to say it. my two favorites so far are "Sorry, I just beiged" and "I am sorry, I have stained the air."

one cheeky game of balatro turns into my entire week

A sci-fi diet book called "The One Body Problem"

you're now tasting a refrigerated taco bell tortilla

so annoying when I’m trying to watch someone sleep and they start looking at me

Hobbies include fucking shit up old school and popping wheelies.

deactivated my twitter account in a huff yesterday and forgot I'd need to figure out who I wanted to find over here. sigh

I've been a fan of david byrne since I can remember (even if I didn't know who it was)

where my funny folk

Massive away win for the little fella.

Can’t believe no one ever thought to bring the boom before this year

found out about the glock dookie today and became inspired

this breakfast burrito is turning my life around

you speak 3 languages? big deal. i’ve tasted 6 flavors of gasoline

[sign in the Terminator's kitchen] come with me if you want to live, laugh, love

when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once

What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism

(putting on clown makeup) am i a joke to you

desire is a prison

where my weird little freaks at?

240 hours in balatro in only 1.5 months I need help

OKAY OLIPOP I SEE YOU

one of the most incredible performances (vocal and otherwise) I have ever seen.

never figured out the other site, but always wanted to be able to engage with folk- what's the best way to go about that on here?

I watched Longlegs this weekend and I loved it. It reminded me if if season 1 of True Detective were to happen in the Alan Wake-verse.

I look forward to Hamdate's more than anything now

has anybody said how this is kinda of like idiocracy?

gf nor I care about boxing, but it's amazing how invested we've both become in hopes of seeing something bad happen to the Paul fella

hey little fella #gamedev

smoking that shit that makes you feel like billy bob thornton live

coming back to hole up here for the rest of it