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Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.
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I’m overthanked for Friday.

submitted 9 hours ago • 21 comments

RIP Pope Francis. You were relatively unawful.

submitted 4 days ago • 30 comments

The Sixth Census open.substack.com/pub/theskeet...

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

This starts at the top of the hour! And ends at the top of the following hour! In between it will pass through the bottom the hour! And will be entertaining for its entirety.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

theskeetofgod.substack.com/p/today-on-d...

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

This is truly the Golden Age of Stupid.

submitted 16 days ago • 23 comments

The planet’s two biggest assholes are the President of the United States and the world’s richest man. This is not ideal.

submitted 19 days ago • 92 comments

When he dies there will actually be, for the first time ever, a special place in hell.

submitted 21 days ago • 117 comments

When he dies, I, the President of Heaven, will impose a 500,000,000,000,000% tariff on his soul.

submitted 21 days ago • 174 comments

Starts at 7pmEST/4pmPST. This is going to be fun because we're both idiots.

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

What a cosmic dipshit.

submitted 22 days ago • 25 comments

Today on ‘Droll Call’ I’ll be talking with Rory Albanese, my longtime compatriot at “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” and one of the funniest people I know. Today’s show will be at 7pmEST/4pmPST, an hour earlier than usual, because I have a thing. See you there at theskeetofgod.substack.com

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Seriously, this sucks.

submitted 27 days ago • 66 comments

Someday people will look back on all this, if we're lucky.

submitted 29 days ago • 19 comments

Today on Droll Call: a delightful chat with Jeff Maurer, former senior writer of Last Week Night with John Oliver. Between us we have no Oscars, no Tonys, 18 Emmys, and no Nobel Prizes for Peace, although I did come in second once to Archbishop Desmond Tutu. The fix was in.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Fascism means never having to say you’re sorry.

submitted 30 days ago • 27 comments

Did you hear about America’s secret plans to invade Iran? Or are you not on that Reddit?

submitted 30 days ago • 18 comments

It's a fucking shitshow down there.

submitted 31 days ago • 40 comments

I just accidentally sent My plans for the Apocalypse to an editor at The Atlantic.

submitted 32 days ago • 79 comments

It would be bad enough to see your country destroyed by an evil genius. But an evil moron, that's just embarrassing.

submitted 33 days ago • 81 comments

I deeply regret most of you.

submitted 34 days ago • 86 comments

Half an hour until this woman charms the hell out of you.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Today on 'Droll Call' (8pmEST/5pmPST), my guest is Tara Sands, voice-over artist, funny person, and one of my favorite people in the universe. Be there for my soft-hitting questions!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

March Madness prediction: Trump will be placed in an asylum by the 31st.

submitted 37 days ago • 62 comments

You’re way harder to believe in than Me.

submitted 38 days ago • 13 comments

America, enjoy having First World problems while you can.

submitted 39 days ago • 10 comments

Biggest regret? Creation.

submitted 40 days ago • 36 comments

This is starting soon! And tonight's Purim, so I'll be bringing hamentashen!

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

But is that really such a big price to pay for slightly freer markets?

submitted 43 days ago • 10 comments

On today’s episode of my live humor confab ‘Droll Call’, I sit down with Rob Kutner, old Daily Show colleague, hilarious person, and author of the new book (it came out two days ago) "The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting." Apparently Jews are funny or something? open.substack.com/pub/theskeet...

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone? They paved paradise, put up a climate summit. www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 44 days ago • 20 comments

Republicans - white, smirking, soulless, and obsessed with owning the libs since 1964. [This is real.]

submitted 46 days ago • 19 comments

The man behind Paula White is her husband, Jonathan Cain, who wrote "Don't Stop Believin'". Stop believin'.

submitted 46 days ago • 17 comments

No, you buying Twitter was a massive cyberattack.

submitted 46 days ago • 21 comments

There are only so many times you can say someone sucks before you realize how much it sucks that you keep having to say he sucks.

submitted 46 days ago • 8 comments

Find inner peace. At this point there’s no other choice.

submitted 47 days ago • 21 comments

America lost an hour this morning due to the President's attempt to put a tariff on time.

submitted 47 days ago • 10 comments

Do what you love and the money will follow, and laugh from afar.

submitted 49 days ago • 9 comments

Five minutes till showtime at theskeetofgod.substack.com!

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

Just a few hours (8pmEST/5pmPST) till my live-chat with Sarah Knight, author of "The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a Fuck". Her decision to give a fuck about talking to me leaves me humbled. See you there at theskeetofgod.substack.com!

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

ChatGPT just told Me I don’t exist. And she’s right about everything.

submitted 50 days ago • 18 comments

These 20 fun facts about March will have you chuckling... and just may save the marriage you gave up on long ago!

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Everything happens for a reason you make up afterward.

submitted 51 days ago • 28 comments

In this week's episode of 'Droll Call' I sit down with a guest who will probably not give a fuck. Thursday March 5 at 8pmEST/5pmPST.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

The State of the Union is terminal.

submitted 52 days ago • 28 comments

open.substack.com/pub/theskeet...

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

I'm not a parody account, you're a parody species.

submitted 53 days ago • 22 comments

When things seem at their darkest, it can still get darker.

submitted 54 days ago • 86 comments

I don’t recall it being government of a person, by a person, and for a person.

submitted 55 days ago • 26 comments