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Dance, music, art, science, shitposting, goofy ass kitty cats and all things worth living for
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Look, I would have no problem with the body keeping score if it meant that at some point, I got to win.

Ever since I was the rookie, I was the dookie #theweeknd #timeless

I would be unstoppable if I wasn't mentally ill tbh

Talking to my therapist made me realise I internalise my feelings a lot, which causes anxiety and disconnect from reality. So it's times I start lashing out

Given the fact that chocolate production is dwindling and it's getting pricier, I just wanna be rich enough in the future to afford as much chocolate as I like

It hurts so much when the person you thought was your friend clearly didn't care enough about you, and it was all about convenience for them. Realising you were in a one-sided friendship sucks

funniest part about spotify in the last 2 years is they’ve just started inventing new genre names by slamming whatever words together. it’s always shit like “spin trip-hop eclectic jazz bop” like what does that even mean

Punctuation Matters: Let's eat grandmas ass lets eat grandmas, ass let's eat grandmas ass

A classic from Twitter days (Credits to the user in the image)

[handing me my food] CASHIER: Condiments? ME: Um you look very lovely today.

here are some hobbies to pick up if u want to demonstrate value or become more interesting: -chess (shows u are smart) -photography (demonstrates artistic sensitivity) -frog collector (shows u have a large collection of frogs)

what up bluesky, where my radical leftist lunatics at

sometimes your art is literally fine, you’ve just been staring at it for too long

If we going to have smart TVs, can we at least have keyboards and mice for them? Do I have to type everything in through a slow janky arrow button interface for the rest of my life like an idiot?

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

Love the part after a party where you walk home and wonder if you were too weird

Another couple of days off for the American team at work. They just don’t have the same rise and grind ethic as us Europeans.

outsourcing all my posting to this guy

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

I don't know how they manage to pull this off but every time I have to actually use one of Microsoft's core Office programs I am actually shocked by how godawful it is. I thought I knew that PowerPoint was bad, but somehow it is now many times worse

Sunday is fun because the morning can be the most beautifully optimistic time of the week and then the evening comes around and kicks you in the head.

yearning is so much safer & easier on here considering the yearnee isn't on here

soft reminder: having a bad day is ok. you’re not overreacting. your feelings are real and valid.

Every time my imposter syndrome creeps up I go look at my old work to remember how far I’ve come. Nobody can take away the time and effort I put into improving craft.

The longer I'm alive the more I realize how essential grieving is. If you don't do it, you can't move on. If you can't move on, you're stuck. If you're stuck, you're miserable. There's so much to grieve: people, relationships, projects, times, ideas... and then you can try new ones!

can I post

I hope one day to live in unremarkable, calm, precedented times

one of the worst feelings as an artist is when you have lots of ideas for what you want to draw but no time, then when you have the time you have no motivation, then when you have the motivation you have no ideas

What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism

sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"

open source and free software is neat

did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .

why do we need to remake every animated movie in live action/CG

Happy to announce that my 100% human-made trad art will always be obviously human-made as I can't be bothered &/or concerned w "cleaning it up" digitally so enjoy all my faint, ghostly pencil lines, shoddy line work, & attempts at covering up mistakes My art has scars, and that's as it should be 🤘🏼

let me be clear: i LOVE cock

Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me

2025 white house cabinet meeting

I’m trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested let me know and I'II hop over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.

I always hated the use of unalive Now, if you excuse me, I’m off to unstool and unseed myself

microsoft should consider grindr integration into teams