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40 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly. Standup comic and freelance writer for hire. Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™. Needless to say, 18+, MDNI [email protected]
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Trying to figure out which Culkin family member is most jealous of Kieran's Oscar and it's definitely Bonnie Bedelia.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

After hanging out with some fellow comedians last night, a very old man compared me to Jack E. Leonard. Heh.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

NOT to be mistaken for LAST BREATH with Woody Harrelson and Simu Liu, though still pretty good!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Aaron Rodgers possibly leaving the Jets for the Giants gives a whole new meaning to "I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MOVE ALL MY SHIT!"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Fucking Christ. Keeping my Iowan friends in my thoughts.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a trans person who just happens to be trans.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

THE BRUTALIST (2024, dir. Brady Corbet)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

We Are The Daughters Of The Ditches They Couldn't Dig

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I can step away from the 'leopards eating their faces' narrative, but if you voted for Trump this time, you knew what you were fucking doing.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We're six months away from half the movie trailers being narrated by the THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY THIS WAY TO BUY DICK PILLS Morgan Freeman-ass A.I. voice.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I think what I loved about gene hackman is (1) he was mostly non problematic even though he worked and lived in an incredibly problematic time of Hollywood and (2) played a version of himself differently every time. When acting was about Becoming a Character, he only made subtle changes

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

yeah, some actors disappear into their roles but with Hackman you always knew you were watching Gene Hackman act and I mean this in an extremely complimentary way

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

This vote was to start the process of the cuts. It WILL come back for a final vote. There are some chances to slow or potentially stop it. Need constant pressure on GOP Focus on GOP swing seats & key committees. Energy & Commerce is where the Medicaid fight will go down. Ways&Means for tax fight.

submitted 5 days ago • 1234 comments

My favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote--"you are what you pretend to be"--comes from Mother Night, a novel about an American spy who pretends to be a Nazi propagandist only to realize later in life he was just being a Nazi propagandist

submitted 6 days ago • 84 comments

I don't know how this all ends. All I see on the horizon is survival, just barely.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Good story here. slate.com/news-and-pol...

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

There was (maybe still is) a long-abandoned one in the Delaware Valley that some old friends of mine stole the menu wall chalkboard from.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The Democrats are riding the Park the Bus Express into 2026.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

SPARKLE SPARKLE

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Real life ain't nothing like the movies- bad guys win all the time 🗒

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Arnold is definitely the Stan Uris of the bunch.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

it frustrates me how often trans women think our value is based on if we martyr ourselves. we don’t need anymore martyrs; the state takes too many of us as it is. what we need is more trans women who grow old. elderly matriarchs talking shit & drinking together on a porch as our grandkids play.

submitted 8 days ago • 69 comments

My speech at the vigil. “No one can Save Everyone. But everyone can save someone. Look for who you can save”

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

Robin Williams in Robert Zemeckis' HERE is even worse than I imagined.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is "small town expose pic directed by Phil Karlson*" levels of local corruption. *Two decades apart, Karlson directed the classic noir THE PHENIX CITY STORY and the Joe Don Baker masterpiece WALKING TALL, which while based on two separate true stories, have basically the same plo.

submitted 568 days ago • 0 comments

fifteen years ago we had johnny egg jomny sun and john carter from mars. also bob federal aviation safety

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I bet Joe biden was really excited when he was 6 years old and they invented white chocolate

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Trump being a Soviet-era KGB asset is some real shitlib crap, which is why it would be real fucking hilarious for it to pan out.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

To quote Phil Collins, "Tonight. Tonight. Tonight. Tonight. Oh, whoa."

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Oh, so I'm a standup comedian now.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Roast Beef was the greatest cat who ever bit me.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

oh did Canada win THANK GOD

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I just assume Severance is about a bunch of lobotomized people starting to realize they're lobotomized, and I don't need to hear a single fucking thing about it ever again.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hoping for a Miracle on Ice repeat so that America completely collapses within the next decade.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments