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40 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly. Standup comic and freelance writer for hire. Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™. Needless to say, 18+, MDNI [email protected]
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I'm not sexy without HRT. I'm not sexy with HRT. But do you know what I am with HRT? Alive.

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I will live in spite of this Administration. I will live in spite of this court. The work goes on, and I will not stop fighting for us.

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Justice Sotomayor's dissent in Skrmetti (which she's now reading from the bench) is deeply pained, accusing her colleagues of abandoning "transgender children and their families to political whims" and badly damaging "bedrock" principles of equal protection. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

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Fuck the transphobes. Power to trans kids.

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Alabama sex worker Paul Findom

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Nick Frost, John Lithgow, and any adult actor involved in Harry Potter should quit ASAP. And for shame on the parents of any kids who get them involved in this franchise.

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Turns out Iran was Vince McMahon all along.

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This fucker puts the "ICE" back into "LICE"

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I just finished Garry Marshall's directorial debut, YOUNG DOCTORS IN LOVE. It's transphobic, but it's far from the most transphobic movie Sean Young has ever co-starred in.

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if you give a man a gay, he will gay for a day. if you teach a man to gay, he will gay for a lifetime

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Yeeeahhhhhh... Burt Reynolds would've made an even better Garrett Breedlove.

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Why did it sound like they were playing Steely Dan for a hot second. (and I really fucking miss the "things set to Steely Dan" Instagram/Twitter account)

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THE RIGHT STUFF is my #1 film of 1983 by far, followed by TESTAMENT.

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Now watching TERMS OF ENDEARMENT for the first time. It's good, but nowhere near my top 5 favorite films of 1983, much less my pick for Best Picture.

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The USFL's LA EXPRESS logo, but it says the LA EXCESS

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So are the LAPD the Lakers and the LASD the Clippers, or vice versa

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Me in four years

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There is only one appropriate way to celebrate the Army's birthday, and the New York Yankees did it 50 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMYs...

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My thoughts and solidarity go out to the victims of the Minnesota assassinations and attempts, the protesters, and most importantly, those whose lives are in danger everyday due to state-sanctioned inhumanity. And I will find ways to help beyond "thoughts and prayers", because we all have to.

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Please stay safe out there today. I had a concussion last month and I'm staying home from the Philly protests as a precaution, which sucks but is what it is.

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No Kings includes that NBC show with Lovejoy from Deadwood as God.

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It's not just that the protests aren't getting any local live OTA coverage. It's that the first ad I saw when I turned on KYW basically used the "YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE FORCES OF NATURE" scene from NETWORK to advertise Apple.

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Yeah, I just might have to pin this one until I finally get the balls to lose them.

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I once walked down the streets in New York talking with my sister about shared family trauma when we had to clear the sidewalk for Jane Lynch.

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The last six months, in one slide

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Fun fact: in the 1960s, Civil Rights protestors were given literal classes on nonviolent protest; they didn't all just spontaneously know what to do. So, if you're planning on showing up, this weekend: read this comic. And if you're staying home, signal-boost it/link it around.

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I will say this: I want to be part of the protests tomorrow, and I suffered a concussion six weeks ago, so I am afraid of suffering another one so soon after. It sucks, and I might still go because showing up is literally the least I can do, but I am worried about fucking up my brain even more.

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Achievement Unlocked: BOTTOM DYSPHORIA

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I just tried to say "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, ISRAEL" and blurted out "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, SUSAN" instead. Glad to know I can make even World War V about myself.

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Sitting all night wearing tight capri pants, I think I'm finally at the point (four years into transition) where I might want an orchi. The feeling I get in my balls while reading Dorley may be another reason.

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I'm overcoming the odds by *checks notes* going on SSDI while doing stand-up comedy.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

"oh, this time of great suffering will produce great art" no it fucking won't, it'll mean artists spend all their creative energy on "how do I pay for food this week"

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No, just, no. people.com/zoe-saldana-...

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I need to get mine threaded again. Worth it!

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Watching the Phillies and Amazon is advertising some Jesus tv show, and for a second i genuinely thought Teenjus was real.

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