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please don't be spooked, it's just me (skeleton).
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that egirl bathwater but its my 'bone broth'

if your frequencies aren't modulated then i don't want to hear it

going back in time to riz cleopatra (history's hotted women) because i can introduce her to the concept of 'shrek' which astounds and intreagues her

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call me blood meridian the way i wanna judge holden those titties.

me and who

women will say 'the other skeleton i know' and expect you to be normal about it

gunk magic, gooamancy

ah my almonds went everywhere 😔

imagine being david zaslav, an absolute joke of a human being. an acrid fart lost within the winds of history.

mr pib

i want what they have

petition to rename roadhogg 'hoggums st hooksly'

when people (me) say 'chef's kiss' i like to imagine the chef in question picking up each dish and giving it a little smooch.

sabrina carpet.

that bunny woman from my hero acadmaie

ive givein it a lot of thought and i think that when sabrina carpenter says 'my honey bee, come get your pollen' she's referring to her vagina.

i hope sabrina carpenter and dolly parton are coming to run me over in their car.

happy valentimes day everybobby

#Plok

i need lady gaga to feed me hot sauce in some kind of a mother/baby bird situation.

who up oggin’ they vorbis?

so give 'em rope, let's give 'em rope, yeah, give 'em rope or the guillotine, better yet, the guillotine oh yeah, the guillotine! the blade that cuts through their spine has "good people on both sides"

film still #42 Woe’s Hollow album cover #severance

the sweat professors killed the football players with their gatorade experiments.

me explaining to my boss why i can't work this week:

US trans people are looking for information on how to get out of the country. Please contribute to the wiki if you have information and/or share this link. milliways.social/@transworlde...

hehehe

audio booking

hadestown was phenomenal!