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I am a spooky skeleton (inside) ☼ NYC born & raised ☼ he or they
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average ICE agent

submitted 6 hours ago • 12 comments

16 hours of fun, 0 plans completed, 1 legendary day #CalvinandHobbes #SummerMadness

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

submitted 11 hours ago • 83 comments

Those who can, Astronomy. Those who can’t even, Astrology.

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

Is it ok to bash someone's brains in if you really want to know what they look like? Our staff ethicist, Kraaagh the Brain Harvester, weighs in and his opinion just might surprise you.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I can’t compete with this

submitted 14 hours ago • 123 comments

oh it gets even funnier/better the author of FFT himself saw the memes and said, "damn, that sounds like me, wish I had actually written it into the game"

submitted 17 hours ago • 25 comments

game conferences

submitted 1 day ago • 60 comments

why is my therapist asking all these prying questions about my personal life, just shut up and make me a better person

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Doodling a lil civilization out

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

“Poster’s Madness” is now a structural theory of international politics and domestic coalition-maintenance and degradation. Throw out that IR degree.

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

Dorothy: But it wasn’t a dream. It was a place! And you, and you, and you, and you were there. But you couldn’t have been, could you? Ned the flying monkey: Was I there?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I’m starting to suspect the government doesn’t want what’s best for me

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

You can’t have my wifi password, you’re not my LAN lord

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Could I bum just a sip of your love and affection, homie

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

it's my birthday and I'll cry whether I want to or not

submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

But women are emotional and can't be president

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The Trump / Musk feud presents a real dilemma to the mainstream media that sanewashes each guy to try to help them. I guess they'll go with "an increasingly bitter conflict borne out of spending levels in the budget" or something to avoid stating the truth that trump is senile and musk is on drugs

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

"lol" said the scorpion, "lmao"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

a game of Strip Risk is called "Risqué"

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

"HE'S GETTING AWAY!! AH-HYUCK!!"

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

I’m not telling anyone it’s my birthday, but I’m dropping subtle hints, like wearing my birthday suit.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.

submitted 3 days ago • 64 comments

when i was monitoring comms during BLM, i watched a sweep where a woman wept and prostrated herself in front if the cops because they were throwing out the only photos she had of her kids

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

I had a dream w a few of you in it and man oh man, you guys are naughty.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

I've never heard a bog witch say "why isn't there a bog witch pride month" and that's just one of the many ways that bog witches are superior to straight men

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

We're trying for a baby orally AND anally to double our chances!

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

‎Maybe hurricanes wouldn’t act out so much if Father Nature was still in the picture.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

submitted 4 days ago • 374 comments

I WAS LOST FOREVER AT THE SIDE OF A DUSTY COUNTRY ROAD AS TIME AND TECH PASS ME BY STOP MY CAR A RUSTING HULK STOP I POST TO BLUESKY BY TELEGRAM STOP

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

“Here I am walkin’!” —Cuomo’s favorite New Yorkism

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

New (old) Mitch Hedberg!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare? centrist: no haha not that policy me: ok so…gun control? centrist: no lol not that policy either me: ok which policy? centrist: oh you know the ones

submitted 3 days ago • 196 comments

“The grind never stops baby” - me desperately needing to get my brakes checked

submitted 170 days ago • 1 comment

random people showing up daily now to shout down masked government thugs with assault rifles and tanks and full military gear for the high-stakes operation of arresting a suspected undocumented line cook sort of feels like something

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments