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sketchmaster.bsky.social

i'm Michael Jane but you can call me MJ (they/she/he) ambient/experimental multi-instrumentalist in upstate NY sketchmaster.bandcamp.com 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭

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can i say something without people getting mad?

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possible increase in boob pain a week into prog cream?

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anne of austria be like "dont talk to me or my sun king ever again"

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i think we can afford to Lose a few 😏

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we have an absurd number of vacuums in this house

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

lol

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meme-a-day calendar

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brutus springsteen

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there is a very short list of people who are still allowed to call me by just my first name and i saw pretty much all of them yesterday

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hole milk

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Mike's hard lemonade dispenser

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Mike's hard milk

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i may or may not be posting

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

girl vat

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

alright, times up. get in the vat.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

rip john lennon you wouldve loved hentai

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

it is absolutely fucking bullshit and honestly a little transphobic that im not suspended in a liquid the same viscosity, density and temperature as my body at all times

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

dominic peridone

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Dominic Peridone

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a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually die

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imagine getting mad about anything ever. couldn't be me.

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Cash Considerations is a beautiful name for a baby boy

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

trading sex for draft picks and a hand job to be named later

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accidentally drops the joint and burns a hole in your couch

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

going luigi mode on the pussy

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

y tu mama ambien

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auntie racist baby

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anyone with over 2k followers should die

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

"I'm a big stupid dumbass," said one Republican congressional aide granted anonymity so no one will know how stupid they are

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i went to crappy's and everyone knew you

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

to another patient in the optometrist waiting room, loudly as if i have a hearing problem NAH MY RODS ARE FINE, IT'S THE CONES THAT ARE ALL FUCKED UP

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

clicking the button on my vibrator 5 times because i think its my vape

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

very epic of you sir

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yeah this bra goes insaneo style

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

dingus vult

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zionist convert billy corgan be like "i used to be a liberal goy"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the ads on the MLB app are wild

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

im just a lesbian dude. im a dykeboy.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

listening to a podcast series for the third time and realizing that one of the ppl who contributed music to it follows me on bluesky

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

and i find it kinda funky, i find it kinda rad

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

y tu mama ambien

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firing on no cylinders

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19th century donnie darko getting killed by a steam locomotive

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passenger rail utopia now

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cool, its midnight and a train just honked its horn right outside my house. i live next to train tracks btw, this wasnt just like a rogue train that showed up on my street.

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remember when the entire dnc electoral apparatus moved to snuff out any hope of him becoming president not once but twice and to this day you can find libs screaming about Bernie as if this is all his fault anyway

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment