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Best leadoff hitter ever Best base stealer ever One of the best centerfielders ever Oakland legend Rickey Forever

Your last saved celebrity is your therapist

Purdy just proved why he isnt a 50mil a year QB unfortunately. Pay em, but to me negotiations start in the Baker Mayfield neighborhood.

Purdy got married and left his game at the altar

Ben’s requiem for this version of the Niners is very good and comprehensive. I’d add: I’ve seen Shanahan adapt enough to have faith in the future of the offense…but the defense may need a schematic evolution, given the looming loss of talent.

WOOHOO!!!

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Bears official statement on the firing of Matt Eberflus and the elevation of Thomas Brown:

This is kinda random but do you remember that one time the Bears had 32 seconds left on a running clock and one timeout and only got one more play off

still yelling “CALL A TIMEOUT” at the TV

Happy “Truthsgiving!” Lolololololololololol

Found something I’m thankful for. I’m thankful Matt Eberflus is not my head coach.

I’m sure not sure a team can exhibit worse end-of-game clock management than what the Thanksgiving Day audience just saw from the Chicago Bears. That was truly spectacular. We should all be thankful for having witnessed that.

Lions are going to hang 50 on us and we're going to deserve it

Turkeys are demons. I respect their hustle. I really do. But they are evil. And if I am so lucky, I will strangle a turkey with my bare hands today while looking it in the eyes and talking bad about that bird’s mama. “Gobble gobble, bitch.”

Your #FTTB rooting guide: Bears over Lions because fuck Detroit Cowboys vs. Giants: LOL Packers vs. Dolphins: Who cares we’re all going to die

Looking back, kicking the hornets nest that was Swifties, MAGA bros, and Aaron Rodgers this was inevitable

Facts.

If I had ten drinks in a row I would die in a pool of cirrhosis

Starting to feel like the Y2K bug actually ending the world would have been a good thing

I am going to have friends over for dinner on Sunday who are from Buffalo. So the good thing is that I get to be happy for them when their team wins.

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So maybe if CMC can’t save us, Greenlaw will