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You are a weak gluttonous fool and will be voted out in the open primary if me and everyone I know has anything to do with it. Go fuck yourself you pathetic sleaze. @markwarner.bsky.social

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"I know what osmosis does, it doesn't fall far from the tree"-Jerry Jones, billionaire

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Up seven on Devils. Up 10 on Carolina. Tops in the NHL with 37 to play.

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That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

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Every comedian has at some point thought about killing a person, or committing a terrorist attack, as a shortcut to fame. But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.

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i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you

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Grandma who came back to life after 30 years: Haha, the sticker on the ketchup bottle is upside down. Somebody messed up at the factory! Me: No, that’s how they do it now.

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instead of playbooks today’s nfl teams should be reading the holy bible

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Made a broccoli cheddar soup. May post updates if anything unusual happens such as me becoming sick but I do not foresee that turn of events. Happy thanksgiving. #BroccoliCheddarSoup #FoodPoisoning

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lol, wut!?

submitted 104 days ago • 26 comments

Another surreal Victor Wembanyama photo 🤯 Draymond Green is listed at 6-foot-6.

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I CAN'T POST MY STEW I ATE IT ALL SORRY EVERYONE! #STEW #COOKING #LIAR

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GOING TO MAKE A STEW #STEW #COOKING #COOKINGSTEW

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Jason Kidd is a terrorist #Mavericks #NBA #Terrorist

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do the right thing Jerry

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Harassment, racism, and engagement farming are not “a difference of opinion.” Had a chance to talk about BlueSky on Pablo’s pod—and why the echo chamber argument mischaracterizes what’s actually going on. 📺: youtu.be/DFBlec2Exrw?...

submitted 106 days ago • 220 comments

Me: hey Conservative Ol’ Dirty Bastard, do you drink milk? Conservative ODB: yeah baby I like it rawwww, ooh baby I like it rawwww

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(dming someone i haven't talked to since high school) Hey did you ever get around to checking out Tool?

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No one likes the Steelers. They are the only NFL team with zero fans. They should be contracted.

submitted 111 days ago • 62 comments

I just graduated in the spring and started working for Dan in June making $10 an hour. Is this good for an entry level social media manager in Los Angeles? I know I am lucky to even have a creative job at all so I'm not complaining, just curious what others make! -EDDIE

submitted 113 days ago • 25 comments

We’re gonna start putting down the bluesky elders

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footwork is not important in boxing since you're not allowed to kick

submitted 113 days ago • 31 comments

Morning, skeeters! ✌️💙✌️ Today it's time for a laugh break because I haven't posted a Star Trek meme in a long time. Here ya go!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 115 days ago • 30 comments

“It’s the weekend once again. Time to whip up a Friday night meal that can’t be beat.” -Jon Bois

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