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fri day night

well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner

if the chiefs don't win the super bowl, i won't mind so much as long as it's clear that the nfl at least made an attempt to rig the game in their favor. i have a great deal of admiration and respect for roger goodell and the gesture is and has always been appreciated

well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

f r i d a y n i g h t

the buccaneers are one team i would not want to play in the postseason. i'm not in football shape, i don't have anywhere near the skill set that would be necessary, i don't belong to a team, and i would have to play them by myself. under no circumstances would i be interested in that matchup

slicked-back hair, glass house, white ferrari, lives for new year's eve

final score 6-3? Thursday Night Football is back, baby!

fri day night

oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house

good for you book (back cover in replies)

the chiefs are possibly the most annoying football team i've ever seen. i love them

sweet crackers

one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed

Did I just see Russell Wilson get murdered?

f r i d a y n i g h t

f r i d a y n i g h t

My friends, I give you the epitome of the GOP brand in a single headline:

I actually want to go to bluesky more than I want to go to x

speedy fri day night

I don't know how I can still be surprised about how much Josh Hawley sucks.

classic weakly regulated capitalism will kill us all headline

Farewell DeSantis. I thought his concession speech was beautiful:

i’ve said it before, i’ll say it again: the trolley problem has an incredibly simple and elegant solution. first you stop the trolley, then you help the people off the tracks. i figured it out when i was 4

i think this is the funniest thing i've ever seen.

Heck yeah, Fargo is back