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Imagine the mental gymnastics Kwesi-Haters will have to do when the Vikings win the Super Bowl. Give that man his flowers. #Skol

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I am so tired of these shabby, pitiful little men. They stink of the sly connivance previously dominated by cheap carnival barkers and two cent grifters. They are odious, shallow, and a blight against the existence of honest people and a society that values trust.

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As a reminder, a $15 million average salary in the NFL in 2025 is the equivalent of: - a $12 million salary in 2023 - a $10.6 million salary in 2020 - a $7.7 million salary in 2015 - a $6.4 million salary in 2011

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Facebook, which is really timely lately, just informed me that Milton Williams is expected to sign with the Carolina Panthers.

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Jonathan Allen's #Vikings deal is actually $51M over 3 years, with $10.5M of incentives. $23.255M fully g'teed. Full terms: $14M SB; $850K per-game rosters, $100K workout each year 2025: $1.255M base (full g'tee) 2026: $16M ($8M full g'tee, other $8M g'tee 3rd day of '26 LY) 2027: $16.895M

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KWESI COOKED. 😤 #ExtendKwesi #Skol #Vikings

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Kwesi spending like I do when I toggle off Salary Cap in Madden 😂 I freaking LOVE today. Take that, Bears. #Skol #Vikings

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All of Vikings Fandom panicking yesterday after we only signed Rodgers and Bubba—then Kwesi went nuclear. 🤣 #Skol #Vikings

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In my experience, the best way to get people to join and engage here is not to lecture them about other platforms, but to sell them on everything that makes this place great: moderation, engagement, growth. But that’s just been my experience as someone really doing my best 🫶

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The cap isn't real. We won the offseason. #Skol #Vikings

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Locker room GOAT coming off a career year. #Skol #Vikings

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Again we won’t know how any of this goes until games are played but kinda like what the Vikings/Kwesi are doing this offseason. Instead of a lump sum to tag one player who you might trade, funds are reallocated into multiple trench players + retaining their own system fits.

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Kwesi is COOKING. Aaron Jones ($10M AAV) Isaiah Rodgers ($7.5M AAV) Ryan Kelly ($9M AAV) Byron Murphy ($22M AAV) Will Fries ($17.6M AAV) Jonathan Allen ($20M AAV) Javon Hargrave (?) $86.1M AAV and counting—not sure how the math will math, but I don't even care at this point. 😂 #Skol #Vikings

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Eff it, we roll with Rypien. #Skol #Vikings

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Respect the Vikings FA signings for distracting me from my PLUMMETING 401k — just an absolute joke what Trump is doing to us. Jfc.

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Can the stock market also explode?

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I would so much rather do Vikings Bluesky than Vikings Twitter, but the convo isn’t as quick or robust yet. That said: Garrett Bradbury is probably out and I wanted to spread that good news over here 💜 #Skol #Vikings

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Twitter shared so many Temu ads that it actually became the Temu version of itself.

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People who know way more ball than I do say this is a solid get for Kwesi. #Skol #Vikings

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DJ Reed might be the only option left at this rate. #Skol #Vikings Also Patriots sign FA at only position of non-need. 🧐

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Damn, would've loved this signing for the Vikings. Alas. #Skol

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Mina likes it, it's good enough for me. #Skol #Vikings Go do it, Kwesi!

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Vikings Twitter in Distress. #Skol #Vikings

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I think I'd rather have one year of Jonathan Allen at $16.3 million than two years of Javon Kinlaw at $30 million.

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Kwesi is gonna trade down half a dozen times in this draft and I’m fine with it

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Loving the words "really" and "poor" in here, lol. I hope he's right. #Skol #Vikings

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Another standout DT headed home: Sources say Bengals DT BJ Hill has agreed to terms with Cincy, striking a deal right before free agency. 3 years 33M

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Well guess we will break news here today.

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Imagine the mental gymnastics Kwesi-Haters will have to do when the Vikings win the Super Bowl. Give that man his flowers. #Skol

I am so tired of these shabby, pitiful little men. They stink of the sly connivance previously dominated by cheap carnival barkers and two cent grifters. They are odious, shallow, and a blight against the existence of honest people and a society that values trust.

As a reminder, a $15 million average salary in the NFL in 2025 is the equivalent of: - a $12 million salary in 2023 - a $10.6 million salary in 2020 - a $7.7 million salary in 2015 - a $6.4 million salary in 2011

Facebook, which is really timely lately, just informed me that Milton Williams is expected to sign with the Carolina Panthers.

Jonathan Allen's #Vikings deal is actually $51M over 3 years, with $10.5M of incentives. $23.255M fully g'teed. Full terms: $14M SB; $850K per-game rosters, $100K workout each year 2025: $1.255M base (full g'tee) 2026: $16M ($8M full g'tee, other $8M g'tee 3rd day of '26 LY) 2027: $16.895M

KWESI COOKED. 😤 #ExtendKwesi #Skol #Vikings

Kwesi spending like I do when I toggle off Salary Cap in Madden 😂 I freaking LOVE today. Take that, Bears. #Skol #Vikings

All of Vikings Fandom panicking yesterday after we only signed Rodgers and Bubba—then Kwesi went nuclear. 🤣 #Skol #Vikings

In my experience, the best way to get people to join and engage here is not to lecture them about other platforms, but to sell them on everything that makes this place great: moderation, engagement, growth. But that’s just been my experience as someone really doing my best 🫶

The cap isn't real. We won the offseason. #Skol #Vikings

Locker room GOAT coming off a career year. #Skol #Vikings

Again we won’t know how any of this goes until games are played but kinda like what the Vikings/Kwesi are doing this offseason. Instead of a lump sum to tag one player who you might trade, funds are reallocated into multiple trench players + retaining their own system fits.

Kwesi is COOKING. Aaron Jones ($10M AAV) Isaiah Rodgers ($7.5M AAV) Ryan Kelly ($9M AAV) Byron Murphy ($22M AAV) Will Fries ($17.6M AAV) Jonathan Allen ($20M AAV) Javon Hargrave (?) $86.1M AAV and counting—not sure how the math will math, but I don't even care at this point. 😂 #Skol #Vikings

Eff it, we roll with Rypien. #Skol #Vikings

Respect the Vikings FA signings for distracting me from my PLUMMETING 401k — just an absolute joke what Trump is doing to us. Jfc.

Can the stock market also explode?

I would so much rather do Vikings Bluesky than Vikings Twitter, but the convo isn’t as quick or robust yet. That said: Garrett Bradbury is probably out and I wanted to spread that good news over here 💜 #Skol #Vikings

Twitter shared so many Temu ads that it actually became the Temu version of itself.

People who know way more ball than I do say this is a solid get for Kwesi. #Skol #Vikings

DJ Reed might be the only option left at this rate. #Skol #Vikings Also Patriots sign FA at only position of non-need. 🧐

Damn, would've loved this signing for the Vikings. Alas. #Skol

Mina likes it, it's good enough for me. #Skol #Vikings Go do it, Kwesi!

Vikings Twitter in Distress. #Skol #Vikings

I think I'd rather have one year of Jonathan Allen at $16.3 million than two years of Javon Kinlaw at $30 million.

Kwesi is gonna trade down half a dozen times in this draft and I’m fine with it

Loving the words "really" and "poor" in here, lol. I hope he's right. #Skol #Vikings

Another standout DT headed home: Sources say Bengals DT BJ Hill has agreed to terms with Cincy, striking a deal right before free agency. 3 years 33M

Well guess we will break news here today.

Buyer beware on Dalman — small, played next to a stud OG. Let the Bears pay a BUHZILLION for three iOLs. #Skol #Vikings

Bold strategy while sipping lattes in Dubai.

Well it used to be Twitter. Smh.

Perfect time for Twitter to stop working eh

Wow. Godwin stays in Tampa Bay. #FreeAgency