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skorpiomag.bsky.social
ezra aka “gofastboatsmojito” i draw. uhh what else goes in a bluesky bio
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 17 days ago • 368 comments

idk how that young silco just like fell out of my hand fully formed. he’s so easy to draw it’s scary

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

magma night on the discord again, feat me, @mittiepaul.bsky.social, @skorpiomag.bsky.social, & @artemyiss.bsky.social [ #art #arcane #silco #vander #singed ]

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

adhd meds worked for me because i used to not write fanfiction unless desperately unemployed and now i cranked out like 50k+ words in the span of less than a year just for kicks i guess

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

i don’t say this lightly but shipping has genuinely ruined how people talk about severance. i watched the first season of this show and beyond everyone being on team old man yaoi there was no serious shipper-based fandom

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government

submitted 27 days ago • 1275 comments

I put some info from a website into zine form so you can print them and have fun. It's all happening on www.littlemouse.fun

submitted 30 days ago • 18 comments

i just know s2e7 vander loves silco because he looks like a man who lets his husband sit on his lap despite his bony ass stabbing him in the thighs

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

the thing about jayvik is that they aren't even the main thing i'm interested in in arcane but everyone trying to "criticize" the fans who ship it always regress into such deranged forms of homophobia or ableism i'm like ... ok and you want me to NOT like this pairing?

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

every day i find out what cartoonishly evil thing they did, like uh oh! tesla intern octavius fiddlehorne has deleted the database at the research institute for cancer in kids. and all i can do is post until i find the words that activate one of my followers to go manchurian candidate on elon musk

submitted 27 days ago • 37 comments

Very happy with my state right now! Good on Virginia! 🩷🤍🩵

submitted 28 days ago • 14 comments

got locked out of my private twitter for saying someone should [PARODY REDACTED] elon musk but i still stand by it

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

There's no charm equal to tenderness of heart #arcane #vanco #zaundads

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

the reason i haven't been drawing much lately is because i have a 12k zaundads fic in my google docs and that monster just keeps fucking growing

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

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submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

can you guys stop passing that bbno$ picture around (you know the one) i can't look at it directly lest i look at his armpit too long and black out and start killing people

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

#magfest ☕ 🚬

submitted 38 days ago • 11 comments

This is the important part! If you submit your application for a gender marker change, you will not receive your passport or your supporting documents back.

submitted 39 days ago • 29 comments

"As a Texan, I have watched Republicans shut down most of the abortion clinics in the state in a mere three years by playing quick and dirty and smart. Meanwhile, the Democrats have mostly watched, and insisted upon norms. Those norms have not reopened those clinics."

submitted 40 days ago • 67 comments

buck angel always crashing out over how other trans men present themselves is so funny. i’ve never seen a more insecure guy

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

ok so I watched arcane and. Surprising absolutely nobody I am here for the problematic old man yaoi. #myart #arcane #arcanes2 #arcanespoilers

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

saying that you block ANYONE who posts “callouts/dogpiles” when the “callout” in question is full on nazi art is crazy behavior lol

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Hello estimeric world #ffxiv #drawings

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Shoutout to @teenvogue.bsky.social for this explainer on how to track ICE activity in your neighborhood.

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments