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Friends and I are injecting ourselves with crushed butterfly later if you wanna tag along?

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

I deadass hate myself

Wow, I'm having the worst night of my life. I wish I was a banana slug instead of a stupid human bitch ass loser

Hey! That's my emotional support delusion!

Methinks I'm going to do something unhinged and illegal

Nikolai the walrus received a fish cake for his birthday from a zookeeper. This was his reaction.

Laika tattoo from today!! :D #laika #tattoo

Doomsday clock but it's counting down to me crashing out and destroying my life once again

Dirty Baja Blast is a life changing experience

"If ya leave here hungry, it's your own fault". - My Dad

Tragic. I'm not allowed to Goon until the dishes are put away 😞

Marketplace account got suspended because I didn't know you're not allowed to list nerf guns. I hate it here

I fear that I am not able to be truly loved.

I have not been in the headspace nor the environmental security to try shrooms again and that makes me a lil sad ngl

I wasn't meant to work 2 jobs, I was meant to fall on my sword lest I be captured by the Spartan army

This is your sign to read Slaughterhouse 5

Sometimes I be in my internal monologue like "aye, man what the fuck are you talking about rn"? And it makes me normal

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Rupi Kaur might be the smartest motherfucker to capitalize on Tumblr pick-mes

Maybe shrooms unlocked my schizophrenia

You're not gonna like when I say this ends in bloodshed

Pooped 2 times today, working on my 3rd

Can I come over and feed you a sugar cube like a horsey

Pollo con chipotle mi amor

When the thoughts are louder than the podcast

They should invent a device that explodes your head if you get too horny

Sometimes a book review is a thirst trap

Austin Powers is a timeless classic, insane that you could make a character with sex as an integral part to their identity in the year 2000 and still hold up so well.

We super gluing our cuts in 2025

Maybe Balatro will cure me

Breyn schteww

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!!!!!

Women's pant sizes are evil

Shadow the fucking hedgehog