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I've heard of union busting, but this Elon guy...

Good idea boss, cutting corners'll make the plane more aerodynamic

Beakers and flasks are made to hold potions and elixirs respectively

Christianity is a religion of the powerless in the Roman empire. That it should become in any way the doctrine of Rome 2 (or actual Rome/Constantinople) will require its lessons to be inverted. Powerful people can't be Christian.

Hi, it's me, the guy who made plastic cupcake cartons where the plastic goes right up to the frosting. Just wanted to pop in to say Fuck you, I hate you

If I met a pig that knew karate, I probably wouldn't remind it of its social position as "food". That might be a sore point

"no way to prevent this" says motherfucker responsible

can we just establish that "fascism won't stop with targeted minorities" and "our world should protect everyone, no exceptions" are not competing statements and that when it's in front of you, empathy with those targeted is paramount and establishing empathy is easier when you understand your danger

Don't know if there's a name for it but I'm always very annoyed by this idea that choices are balanced like "sure drinking raw milk may lead to illness but it also has these benefits" like no it doesn't why would it have benefits do you think reality is being balanced like fucking league of legends

i think they knew he was gonna do this that's why it describes them as "holding their fire" that's code for "don't give a shit"

Dreamt I was baking cookies and then woke up! They're gonna burn now dammit!

german aristocrat: "tonight we hunt the most dangerous game" me, nodding: "rhino with a gun"

doomscrolling probably feels good as hell for the first post or two

chemist: so when two people fall in love and create life we say they have "chemistry" biologist: oh fuck you

Biden should commute all federal death sentences. He claims to oppose the death penalty now, the risk of a political backlash is now moot, and it would be a historic, legacy-making move.

Average American knowledge of Grover Cleveland's gonna shoot up

really can't recommend existence enough

listened to an ai podcast and was mostly surprised by how much it doesn't understand the flow of a podcast

"Dear Diary, Turns out I'm POPULAR!? You are NEVER gonna believe this but today..." -Barabbas

my life is a constant stream of pure carbohydrates listing themselves as fat-free and going back and forth about whether they sell themselves on not containing sugar, depending on how people feel about high fructose corn syrup at the time

one of the big lessons i never really learned growing up is just because someone confidently posted it to a forum doesn't mean it's correct or even reasonable

oh boy oh boy another day another chance to post my thoughts on the council of nicaea

the first quarter second of trepanation probably feels good as hell

pandas have been slacking as a species. we need to bring them up to full potential

my favorite part of working in a hospital is when emergencies are happening and the hold music for the department I'm calling is smooth jazz

you know what fucck you *unpivots your tables*