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When the moon hits your eye And Clock Town, they all die That's Majora.

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There's a horse's head Lying in your bed. Who you gonna blame? Godfather!

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My first thought when I woke up today was, "I don't think I ever learned how to PLAY Pogs, I just collected them."

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Sometimes if I'm having a bad time, I look for silly little things I have to look forward to.

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Chapelrowan sounds like a rough part of Glasgow.

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I actually really like the smell of insulin. Wish I could make some at home.

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Yer da puts his items in the bagging area loose and then bags them up after he's paid.

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Look at him just hoofing out them babies.

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Cows are the second funniest animal.

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I'm begging Scottish YouTubers to stop putting on half an American accent. You're not from Cali-falkirk.

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There's a disappointing lack of soup in this brothel.

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Okay, so the bowl gets really hot, so why not put the microwave door on the top so you can just open it and stir? I'm an innovator.

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You know, it's been 15 years since I last lived in a "music house" and I'm still sick of The Last Waltz. I swear that thing is welded into every DVD player in Brighton.

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Maybe I'm just four, but the word "jobby" will never cease to make me laugh uncontrollably.

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Whoa-oh, it's Mad-Libs You know Never fart it's not so...

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Oh my god he's called Sting like a police sting.

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How many swans does King Prince Charles eat every day that it has to be illegal for anyone else to have any?

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Was feeling nostalgic, so I ordered the CKY box set. It's either going to be way funnier than I remember, or I'm going back in time to slap my 13-year-old self.

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The Switch 2 reveal is just a flyer in the Donkey Kong Country Returns HD box.

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Grand Theft Auto V Champion Edition for the Switch 2 will be announced before any information about GTA VI or the Switch 2. Calling it now.

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@laurakbuzz.bsky.social Do you know if CEX sell real secondhand babies? I've got some masking tape and an idea for a new speedrun category.

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Printed the entire Bible onto a bumper sticker so I can convert the people driving behind me. Into salsa because they're reading instead of paying attention to the road.

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Rockstar Games is just up the road from me. Going to hide in their walls and whisper "delay it" all day on Monday.

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WWE Network shuts down in a couple of hours, so I'm seeing it off by watching Lex Luger vs. Barry Windham at the Great American Bash. A truly magnificent shitshow on every level.

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There's something heartwarming about reading all these quotes from people who travelled from all over the world to come to Edinburgh for Hogmanay only for the street party to get cancelled because it's fucken wimdy.

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@commandersterling.bsky.social @tronknotts.bsky.social @conradzimmerman.bsky.social How small does a turd have to be before it qualifies as a fece? You only ever hear people talking about multiple feces.

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No. No, no, no. We're not at the point where they're making biopics about pop stars that I remember at their peak. I'm not old. I'm not.

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Jesus only gets one day where we remember his birth. I'm always thinking about the birth of @tronknotts.bsky.social

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Just spent 15 minutes trying to remember Krishnan Guru-Murthy's name. You'll be glad to know that instead of going through every Asian name I could think of, I called him literally every newsreader's name. So I'm not racist but I fucking hate certain jobs.

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Christmas dinner is taking forever so I'm drunk enough to let everyone know that Home Alone 3 is the best one.

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Genuinely pissed off that I don't have any rats in my home because rats are absolute rats and rats are in fact, good.

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Can't find the Christmas episode of Yir Auld Da or the video of Mitsuharu Misawa breaking into children's homes dressed as Santa. This is the true War on Christmas.

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Iced scrambled eggs.

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You can't tell me that the colour of a guitar doesn't change how it sounds. It's clear that the Butterscotch tele is for indie/punk while the Tidepool one is for emo.

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Look, I have to be completely honest with all of you. I pronounce @HexLatex like it's a French name. Hequesse LaTequesse.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't have to split up the band just because four of you are going to the same college, leaving Azu-nyan behind at your old high school. Like, you're really good and you could either replace her or just wait a year.

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I bloody love Super Hang-On, me.

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