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skylendor.bsky.social
Gaymer, reader, baker, dog dad, bleeding heart, beard enthusiast, mental health advocate.
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Happy Weekend everybody. Last sunset in paradise. Back to the grind next week refreshed and ready to conquer.

Why you gotta call me out like this, bread?

G'morning beautiful people 🌅 Sending everyone chill, positive vibes. Let's crush this Friday and get on with the weekend.

This vacation has been great and all but I am 100% ready to go home and cuddle with my puppy. 🥹

If I wear a colorful enough shirt maybe they won't notice the sunburn 😬

Repost with a pic and your age. I'm 37 (he's 8)

Morning bloomfs. Today's soundtrack is Moon Music from Coldplay. The live tracks give me goosebumps. Go forth and slay the day!

I haven't been this upset since hearing that Betty White died.

If you need me, I'll be at the morgue 🤣💀

Saw a dolphin swimming a few dozen metres out from the beach. It didn't respond to my dolphin calls. The police did though.

Ayyy beach hair is real; the mane is looking fierce today.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: a vibe.

My love for you transcends death. No matter what world I find myself in next, I will find you, Pizza.

Baby's first thirst traps. I missed you, Sun.

Went to the Olive Garden today and let me tell you: when they say endless breadsticks, they mean it 🫄

Travelling to Florida for the week and I don't wanna get disappeared at the airport so goodbye for now Bluesky. I'll miss you.

Forgot to take a before pic but got the bushman beard tamed and a fresh fade today. Thanks to Kim at Easttown Barber for her amazing work!

What's a top's favorite breakfast? Gapefruit.

What's a cat's favorite kind of apple? Honeycrispspsps.

Funny how it cost Elon so much less to buy the United States than it did to buy Twitter. He still tanked the value though.

Food Safety training videos: "Stay home if you are experiencing any signs of illness!" Food Industry Employers: "You get zero sick days. If you call in more than one day in a row you require a doctor's note or you're fired." Make it make sense.