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My coworker just asked if I could ‘circle back on this later.’ Bro, I’m not circling back. I’m not even circling forward. I’m parking this conversation in a ditch and setting it on fire.

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These are goons you dispose of in the hundreds in a FarCry game

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White people shouldn't get Juneteenth off

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

I'm excited for new Donkey Kong game because it looks like it's just Odyssey + BotW + Sunshine and I want that yes please

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TRANSPHOBES EAT SHIT AND DIE ALONE

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"it's only 4 years" From 14-18 I thought about killing myself every day. It is absolutely unreal how some people are so dismissive with their extremely limited time on this planet and so willing to write off 2-5% of their whole life like that

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I am sure that tying crypto closer to the US government won't have any negative effects at all

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still crazy to me that kristi noem shot a dog and ended up in national leadership. this is america, being obsessed with dogs is one of our last remaining bipartisan traits

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Gonna level with you bro I think DHS needs to be dissolved after this. Regardless of what national security functions fall under its remit, it's clearly institutionally constructed in such a way allows it to be used as an unaccountable tool of executive power. Can't reform your way out of that.

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I don’t know what your post means, but most of your other stuff is quality. So I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt & assume I’m just not intelligent enough to understand.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The real insight is that games were $50 when I was ten

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I'm gonna be real upset when the secret government documents get leaked that America instigated a war in a foreign country as a proxy to attack their enemies on a foreign battlefield for profit and to make the president look good, AGAIN

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To recap—the only nation that’s ever used nuclear weapons on civilians, is backing a nation that has 200 nuclear weapons yet denies their existence, to threaten a nation that doesn’t have any nuclear weapons with annihilation if it doesn’t unconditionally surrender its sovereignty Are we great yet?

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

Hey Google, maybe picking "Okay" as your trigger phrase wasn't the best idea. I'm so sick of the machine falsely thinking anyone wants it to do anything just because I said "Okay, well"

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LLMs cause brain damage? Nah I got all mine from repeated physical injury and drug use like everyone else

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prediction: marathon gets canceled by early next year, bungie gets shuttered and folded into sony or sold to tencent, destiny 2 winds down with IP licensed out to more mobile games

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

"Stranger Danger" was real, turns out. There really are masked men in unmarked vans that are looking to kidnap you.

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This is an insane price. I'm sure it's reasonable from a con organization perspective but as a potential client/attendee, I am priced out immediately. That's a month of food for a ticket.

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Xbox picking AMD is wild

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People acting like a $70 Borderlands 4 is a huge win when in reality the games used to be $60 and they have tricked you into accepting $70 games as the norm by threatening $80 games

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Wearing a red beret, holding a baguette with a newspaper under one arm, hand loosely gripping a huge round mug of coffee, cigarette with way too much ash hanging out of my mouth, the striped shirt hides my sweaty armpits "Tuesday innit?" As I sit down at my Skeet Desk for another hard days work

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

My cat Elmos star wars name is Barfo Pisso

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Sorry bud, hate to break this to you so young but... Acronyms are actually all woke. DEI, ACAB, LGBTQIA, ASPCA, AARP, IKEA, CVS... it was actually obvious if you just stopped and did your own research.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

anyone make a game about controlling a little guy running on the terrain you pass as you look out the window of a car?

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

I love all the handwringing about Zohran’s lack of experience when a 19 year-old called Big Balls has recently been made a permanent federal employee with the title Senior Advisor at the GS-15 pay grade in the General Services Administration.

submitted 4 days ago • 188 comments

They never stop school shooters because school shooters grow up to become political assassinators and police officers

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500ish* brick wall**

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I think we should all wear blue button ups with slacks. Cops can't see you if you wear a blue button up with black/tan slacks. They let that other guy murder people and then looked right at him and said "nah can't be him, he looks like me!"

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You've seen rewinding to dodge a Blue Shell, but have you seen rewinding to make a Blue Shell hit somebody else instead

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