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Beyond me there be dragons. Why there be dragons beyond me is beyond me.
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NYC bar owner explaining why bar has an analog jukebox: "We will never have a digital one. We’re just so sick of the internet." nygroove.nyc/nyc-physical... by @rickpaulas.bsky.social via @bourgwick.bsky.social

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

I’d like to think Humphrey Bogart and Harrison Ford could’ve exchanged film careers, and every movie would’ve been just as good. Except for Casablanca.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

At some point, I would like to have Bruno Mars levels of fun.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone needed an email summarized yet?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

An important thing to remember is there are four lights.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite book as a kid was A Canticle for Leibowitz, and I’m still surprised at all this lunacy.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Just watched Major League just to watch Bob Uecker call a game one last time.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

That’s my Middle West—not the wheat or the prai­ries or the lost Swede towns, but the thrilling returning trains of my youth, and the street lamps and sleigh bells in the frosty dark and the shadows of holly wreaths thrown by lighted windows on the snow.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made. . . .

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

One of my favorite memories as a kid was sitting outside on the driveway with my grandpa on a summer afternoon, listening to Uecker call a Brewers game. Thanks for a brilliant, hilarious, wonderful life Bob.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I AM NICEPOOL!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

At this most holiest time of the year, please remember to light the lamp, not the rat.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Why did Lyle Lovett never do a Christmas album?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Guys … Polio is super fun. You need a horse and a mallet and a bunch of Oxford graduates. It’s the pickleball of horse sports!

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

You’ve heard of an Elf on a Shelf. Here’s a cat in a Christmas tree. I did that wrong, didn’t I.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

If we’re going to run this country like a business, then our first responsibility is to create value for shareholders. That’s us. The taxpayers. We’re the shareholders.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I escaped the maze and found the guys who moved our cheese. Absolute morons. Bunch of idiot cheese movers.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve taken the Pepsi Challenge and Pepsi tastes better than Tide Pods. Drink Pepsi!

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Social media is optional.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately, but the woods are cold and stupid, seriously don’t go there.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Almost time

submitted 93 days ago • 6 comments