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Parody account (Not affiliated with Sky Sports in any manner - expect X reposts) FOR THE PEOPLE ✊🏼 Manchester is Red 🔴

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Ruben Amorim caused damage to the big screen television in Manchester United’s dressing room during a furious critique of his players’ performance in the 3-1 defeat to Brighton & Hove Albion. INEOS spokesman has said that 🐀Cliffe will reportedly cut Amorim's wages to compensate for the broken TV.

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Dead 😭

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Before signing Kolo Muani, Juventus presented a formal approach to Man Utd for Joshua Zirkzee. Loan — salary covered, loan fee, and an important buy option, but United rejected. Zirkzee also told United he wanted to STAY and FIGHT for his place and the Man Utd shirt. [Fabrizio Romano]

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Sources say Manuel Ugarte is always one of the last players to leave Carrington, and he is undertaking additional gym sessions after training. [MEN] Setting the standards.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

From "Ready for a new challenge" to "Willing to stay" His PR team found no suitors so they will not play the "Love United, rejected big clubs" nonsense again.

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BREAKING: INEOS looking to further cut costs by selling all the mirrors in the club and sacking those that get paid to clean them everyday. An insider source has said "These players don't have the spine to have a hard look at themselves, anyways."

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A MASSIVE boost for Liverpool FC - Joe Gomez has been subbed off due to an injury! 🤕

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

Duran red card decision? Shocking. Apparently the FA would rather have the player try to break his momentum and some ligaments than follow through. Game's gone soft.

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Let's all laugh at Manchester City. 🫵🏼😂 2 points dropped for Everton. #StayHumble

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Yanaited have broken us. Another loss vs Wolves today and we might have to deactivate.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

In their last two games: Man Utd (5.24) 3-7 (2.18) Opponents

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The boss with one of his boys - Nani! 💯

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🚨 Rúben Amorim on Rashford interview: “It’s a hard situation to comment on”. “If I give a lot of importance to it, it will have big headlines in the papers and if I say it’s not a problem, then my standards are getting low. So I will deal with that, I understand that" What a guy!

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🚨 Marcus Rashford: “For me, personally, I'm ready for a NEW challenge and the next steps”, told @henrywinter. “When I leave it's going to be ‘no hard feelings’. You’re not going to have any negative comments from me about Man United”. “That’s me. I will always be a Red”.

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Alejandro Garnacho has won the Puskas Award for THAT strike vs Everton. 🤌🏼💯