slapdashmchoulihan.bsky.social
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"Next! What is your offering?"
"I have finished this box of cereal and have cut off part of the top flap to give to you!"
"Excellent! Your school may have one shiny dime! Bring me the tops of more cereal boxes!"
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The correct answer:
Make eye contact and mash the close button. Maintain eye contact as they stick their arm in the door and come on anyway. Do not break eye contact as you both get off on the third floor.
There is nothing else now. Only eye contact.
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"As Taylor Swift read Dogman and the Periodic Table while eating yellow candy and doing math with my nieces and nephews as they sat on their butts, two questions crossed her mind; what if we didn't have bedtime and why do people write books?"
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Author: *combines letters and punctuation in ways never seen before*
Reader: *hallucinates vividly*
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R&B: Nothing sucks when I'm with you, Babe
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We should bring back the thing that Citizen Kane did where a scene transition had a partially see-through bird screech loudly to wake the audience up