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I am glad to be here and away from the madness of a place formerly known as Twitter. Slinging shirts and such at Mondegreen.Store or at Etsy: https://mondegreenllc.etsy.com
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imagine accusing hecklers of being paid while youre on stage at the event where youre literally purchasing votes

submitted 30 days ago • 127 comments

It all makes sense now ... #Greenland

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Here's the entire game: Trump is trying to destroy the stock market the next two+ years. Then when small gains are made, he will claim the fall on Biden and demand a 3rd term (or more) based on his resurrection of the market (resurrection used b/c dude thinks he's on par with God). #HelpUS

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I have a thing for carabiners - I mean, these are bee you tea full! I can't deny it: I love Kara Beaners!! (I do not climb mountains.) *sent using voice activated bot.*

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I "found" this and wanted to share... #KingDon #Trump #NoKINGUSA

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, Canada!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.

submitted 83 days ago • 617 comments

@pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social Is practice ever going to begin? Lots of kiddos have been waiting patiently for a long time.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Drones of New Jersey 2024 Eastern Tour has begun! PA, NJ, and NY will be rocking out to the sweet folk melodies of the mysterious trio. *This is not a real band (yet) ** Also hoodie, sweatshirt, tumblers mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1844... #Drones #NJ #FauxBand #PA #NY #Aliens

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Get your merch: Drones of New Jersey 2024 Eastern Tour has begun! PA, NJ, and NY will be rocking out to the sweet folk melodies of the mysterious trio. *This is not a real band ... yet ** Also hoodie, sweatshirt, tumblers mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1844...

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

My cat is all about that holiday spirit #christmascheer

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

The New Jersey Drones are undefeated. Join in on their dominance with the full merch store at Mondegreen on REDBUBBLE! #NFL #ALIENS #DRONES www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1671...

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

The inaugural season of The New Jersey Drones is here. Grab their very first shirt today! mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1829... #Drones #NFL #UFO #FOOTBALL

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Let's go Drones! #nfl

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

#Xmas is near, some might say it's neigh even... order now to get your Mondegreen shirt before the big day. Hurry - 20% off with free shipping today! www.etsy.com/listing/1815...

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Dallas Cowboys? Nah, This is America's Team these days:

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Glad I went to college for two Bachelor's degrees with high honors and then more certifications plus a decade-plus history working at 3 Fortune 500 companies... #TIL that the raw data in my resume suggests that I have the skills of a warehouse staffer or BOX FILLER.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is all about love in the face of nastiness. That's amore, moray:

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

White Elephant time rapidly approaching? How about a shirt that Rick Rolls you with a QR code (and much more)... mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1806...

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Thanksgiving to all yinz (you all) from a dude in Da Burgh (Pittsburgh)! Hope we can all agree to root for this team today! Grab this shirt and more of the absurd and misheard at Mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1775841232 And swapping the first consonant of two words is called a Spoonerism!

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

That was unbelievably terrible

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

'Tis (it is) almost the season. Let's dance and be merry! (And always use a contraction from 4 letters to 3 when possible. It saves tons o' time and is full of fun!) Grab yours at mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1811...)

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

It was a lifesaver when it was around, even for a family that is not near the poverty line. Childcare is absurdly expensive.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

My brain broke for a second as I scrolled through my Google Discover page. Aldis Hodge and Van Jefferson look quite similar in these photos. #AlexCross #Steelers #TWINNING

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Might as well dance, everybody!

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Posting a shirt a day: Hopefully they'll help turn some frowns upside down, at least for a moment.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Simulation theory has been proven. There is no other explanation for this world today.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, all! I've been on Twitter for many moons, but I am excited -- and hopeful -- for this new space. (Shameless Plug Alert) And if you'd like to support a recently laid off dad of 3, please check out my Etsy page, Mondegreen, ft. the absurd and misheard of music & culture mondegreenllc.etsy.com

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments