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In this age of temptations, one should be tempted, two. As an aside, there's absolutely no way that is the proper spelling of 2.

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Imagine, on your way to some sort of heaven, one of the last people you meet is an extremist puppet with an affinity for couches, and his wife's eyeliner. I'd hurry along too.

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How can any war plan be secret if everyone has a copy of said war plan? I mean, I just bought a copy on Temu.

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Not now colossal squid. This is not a good time for me, or a good idea for you.

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The destitute king.

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Accurate.

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All this time I thought he buried Ivana in his New Jersey golf course.

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Take a load off. youtu.be/ya7dQbYjt0Q?...

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Amazon.com is looking hard for distribution center sites.

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A natural migration, perhaps.

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Working for a new word for 'groceries' to replace this old fashioned word, and to help our dear leader by not having him tax his 73 IQ unnecessarily. Stay tuned..

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Today is the first, and the 72nd April Fools Day since the inauguration. Please celebrate accordingly.

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The Department of Government Elimination does not have an office, an organizational chart, or an address. I presume their phone number is Elmo Sunk's mobile, and the calls are intertwined with those from his baby birthing units looking for a handout due to carrying his spawn to term.

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What kind of welfare queens are getting the $10B rub? www.reuters.com/world/us/usd...

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Socios are gonna socio. That's all they have to work with. And this is one assuming or hoping it's not already on a deportation list.

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It's time to presently take a load off. #peace youtu.be/4Y7NZRrmIMc?...

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This country: Trump has gotten bloated and fat and disgusting. #Fixed

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Looks like the Trump cult also voted for measles to make a strong return to kill their children. #GoodOnYou

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The #GOP is just an assembly of Miscreants & Poltroons™

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The notion that Trump's "I'm king" tweet is "just trolling" or "a joke" presents an opportunity to recreate my just-joking thread (porting it over from the Bad Place): 1. I wrote my PhD dissertation on the social function of humor (in literature & film) and here's the thing about "just joking."

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It's a DOGe eat DOGe world out there.

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Elmo Sunk's tech bros are now working on climate change. #MadNaziDisease

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Will anyone else be joining me at the Trump Tower - Gaza™ to watch the hourly car bombings from the opulence of the faux gilded balcony?

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Sometimes, I feel like reaching for the scars. Otherwise, exist.

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True wireless leaves so many unanswered.

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Man, if only Trump was president in 2005, he could've created a sovereign wealth fund and bought myspace.com for $600M and then sold it in 2011 for $35M and use the losses to mitigate the taxes on the country's properties'values.

In this age of temptations, one should be tempted, two. As an aside, there's absolutely no way that is the proper spelling of 2.

Imagine, on your way to some sort of heaven, one of the last people you meet is an extremist puppet with an affinity for couches, and his wife's eyeliner. I'd hurry along too.

How can any war plan be secret if everyone has a copy of said war plan? I mean, I just bought a copy on Temu.

Not now colossal squid. This is not a good time for me, or a good idea for you.

The destitute king.

Accurate.

All this time I thought he buried Ivana in his New Jersey golf course.

Take a load off. youtu.be/ya7dQbYjt0Q?...

Amazon.com is looking hard for distribution center sites.

A natural migration, perhaps.

Working for a new word for 'groceries' to replace this old fashioned word, and to help our dear leader by not having him tax his 73 IQ unnecessarily. Stay tuned..

Today is the first, and the 72nd April Fools Day since the inauguration. Please celebrate accordingly.

The Department of Government Elimination does not have an office, an organizational chart, or an address. I presume their phone number is Elmo Sunk's mobile, and the calls are intertwined with those from his baby birthing units looking for a handout due to carrying his spawn to term.

What kind of welfare queens are getting the $10B rub? www.reuters.com/world/us/usd...

Socios are gonna socio. That's all they have to work with. And this is one assuming or hoping it's not already on a deportation list.

It's time to presently take a load off. #peace youtu.be/4Y7NZRrmIMc?...

This country: Trump has gotten bloated and fat and disgusting. #Fixed

Looks like the Trump cult also voted for measles to make a strong return to kill their children. #GoodOnYou

The #GOP is just an assembly of Miscreants & Poltroons™

The notion that Trump's "I'm king" tweet is "just trolling" or "a joke" presents an opportunity to recreate my just-joking thread (porting it over from the Bad Place): 1. I wrote my PhD dissertation on the social function of humor (in literature & film) and here's the thing about "just joking."

It's a DOGe eat DOGe world out there.

Elmo Sunk's tech bros are now working on climate change. #MadNaziDisease

Will anyone else be joining me at the Trump Tower - Gaza™ to watch the hourly car bombings from the opulence of the faux gilded balcony?

Sometimes, I feel like reaching for the scars. Otherwise, exist.

True wireless leaves so many unanswered.

Man, if only Trump was president in 2005, he could've created a sovereign wealth fund and bought myspace.com for $600M and then sold it in 2011 for $35M and use the losses to mitigate the taxes on the country's properties'values.

Getting warmer. Keep going.

Idiocracy is starting to bloom.

Working that 73 hard. 🍊🐴

Just do it. It has been 4144 days since the Mayans gave us the finger. 🤘

"Climate change is caused by non-white poor people." ~ Elmo Sunk